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Poor Ron

"Bloody Floo wards"

Ron grunted as he stepped into Harry and Hermione's flat. He was just going to surprise them because of his big news… he proposed to Luna! The first thing that popped into his head was to visit his best friends of fifteen years. He was brought out of his thoughts when he heard voices from the kitchen.

As he got closer, the voices became clearer.

"Oh, Harry..."

"You like that, huh?"

"What are they doing?" Ron thought

"Oh yes!"

"Do you mind, I'm concentrating here"

"Concentrating?"

"Sorry… Uhhh… this is heaven!"

"I still have something up my sleeve"

"God Harry!"

"Mmmmmffffffhhhhh"

"What the bloody hell are they…"

"(Squeals then giggles)"

"Hermione? Squeal? Where am I?"

"You like that too? We should do this often"

"We have been doing this since 1st year remember?"

"First Year! My innocence is gone"

"Oh yeah! That's when Ron wasn't looking! We sneaked out! We did a quick one"

"Aaaaahhhh! Innocence? What's that?"

"This is so…"

"Amazing? Enticing? What?"

"Mmmmmffffffhhhhh…"

"Oh. My. God."

"Ahhh! That's so good"

"So you like that one, ah Mr. Potter?"

"Quite…uhm…indeed"

"I think my ears are bleeding…"

"Harry, how do you make it that long?"

"It's a gift, really"

"Ooohh… can you make it longer?"

"For you, I can!"

"Bleeding… yup!"

"Want some more?"

"Are you seriously asking that? Of course! Hurry!"

"Okay…okay… so much demanding, Mrs. Potter!"

"Stick it in there already!"

"Okay… there!"

"Uuummmmmm"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! The horror!"

"We should do this with Ron sometime… maybe with Luna…"

"I can't take this anymore!"

Ron barged into the kitchen covering his eyes with both his hands.

"Please stop! Get dressed! Never let people into your house when you're… doing something! Good God, my ears were bleeding! And do those things inside the bedroom and cast a proper 'silencio', will you? The kitchen is a sacred place—"

"Ron… what are you doing?"

"—that has to keep holy—"

"Mate! What…"

"—also, check if someone is—"

"RON!" both Harry and Hermione shouted

"Is it okay to open my eyes now?"

"Ronald Bilius Weasley! What are you saying?"

Ron opened one of his eyes to check if his wildest imagination is going to haunt him for the rest of his life. But only to see Harry and Hermione—with confused faces—fully clothed with brownie batter all over their faces. The kitchen was a full of brownie mix and ingredients.

"What—how—quickie—?"

"Mate! What the hell are you talking about?"

"You and Hermione are doing it… in the KITCHEN!"

"Ronald! You are absolutely out of your mind! We were making brownies—actually, Harry's the one who makes them and I decorate them see?" she held up a fresh batch of brownies, with little almonds on them, from the oven.

After the whole ordeal, Ron happily went back to his flat after he told the story about the whole thing with Luna and always remembering to call first before flooing in the Potter flat.

"It's always good to mess with Ron sometimes"

"Yeah," Harry said, kissing her temple "and it's good that you conjured those brownies just in time."


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