(This is affectionate parody (or homage) to the letter fanfics by Atama ga Kuru Teru. (or Yuki) Poor girl, her computer broke and I can't read about my favorite Italians. I'm bored so that's why I'm writing this. If Yuki is reading this, hello. This one is for you, lol!)
With love, vodka and sunflowers
TGA: Sooo… Ecuador and I are awaiting the arrival of a special package!
Ecuador: It's being awhile. Wait, it came!
? : (Inside the package) Mmmph!
Ecuador: I can't wait to open to it. Hey, it has a lettew on it.
"Helloooooo,
It's me, Yuki. So sad to not being able to update. :(
But my wish became true. I'm going in a cruise to Alaska with Prussia. ^v^ Imagine the things the awesome us can do together. (But mein leibe is the awesomest!)
However, two people came… China was there, trying to get his revenge for the embarrassing moments of 'Aiyah, letters to China'. The other… Who else you can find in the Bering Strait? At first I didn't know why China was with a panda if he was planning his revenge… I was in shock when I found out who the other person was… Prussia, Canada, and America came in my rescue. Then I remembered you wanted to make a letter fanfic with him, so luck good dude.
OFF TO LURVE PRUSSIA NAOZ"
Ecuador: That means that the one who is here is…
?: (Inside the package) Mmph, mmph, mmph, mmph!
TGA: LET'S OPEN IT!
(Some minutes later)
TGA: It's him, it's him, it's him!
Ecuador: You're like the fusion between a Fangirl and a Mary-sue.
TGA: (blowing a raspberry) I don't care!
Russia: What I am doing? I was with Китай just a second when he was getting his revenge on that rabid Fangirl and later I am in package. Korukoru.
TGA: Si claro, but then Yuki sent you to answer letter with another rabid Fangirl and her OC.
Ecuador: We're going to have loads and loads of fun.
Russia: Do I have an option on this?
TGA: No, lol.
Ecuador: No.
TGA: But don't worry comrade Russia.
Ecuador: We're planning on having cameos that range from China…
('无!' can be heard from the outside.) (No! in Chinese if you're lazy.)
TGA: The Baltic Trio..
('Kodėl?', 'Miks?' and 'Kāpēc?' can be heard.) (Search it.)
Ecuador: *whispers so Russia can't hear* Belarus and Ukraine…
('Давай пажэнімся, жанаты, жанаты ...' can be heard.) (Byelorussian, but by now you may have guessed what it means)
('Шановні Росії' can be heard'') (I love Ukraine so I'll tell you it means Dear Russia in Ukrainian)
TGA: And maybe Poland and Finland. But only during Christmas.
('Moi, moi' can be heard'.) ('No, like, in any life' can be heard.) (I had enough of researching languages, readers)
Russia: That's better, da. I will wait your letters, da. Maybe now I will have more friends.
Ecuador: That's the spiwit, Wusia-san! So send the letters, AHORA!
TGA: Light yaoi will probably be here, but that's unavoidable. I WON'T ACCEPT ANY LETTER GO FOR SOMETHING AFTER THAT! I hate yaois. I love Hetalia for its randomness and history value.
Ecuador: You'we an idiot!
TGA: You can send letters to either Russia, the cutie bear, or to Ecuador, the tsundere imaginary country.
Russia: Da, comrades. Send them now or else… Kol, kol, kol, kol, kol…
Ecuador: I'm not a tsundere! Just misunderstood. I'm not imaginary either, American readers. The imaginary ones are the micronations, heck. I exist a long time before Spain and Chibitalia discovered. I'm just more invisible than Canada, that's all.
Russia: Calm down, comrade Ecuador. The reviewers will show you that they know you exist.
TGA: I'll first see Japan looking hentai long before that happen. To sum up, send letters.
I'm leaving the place… at least now.