Louis has been turned into Hatsune Miku but is a horrendous version and there's also Joel. Joel has a tree, he also has a box but no one knows what's in the box. It's a mystery. In the distant lands of Congo in the foreign place of Africa. These two ( and the tree) have a miraculous meeting.
The tree is called 'The', a name it had given to itself. Louis is a undercover agent. I don't know I can't make stories walk-in. Randomly, the tree sprouts breasts and squirts milk all over Joel and Louis. Joel feels disgusted because he is lactose intolerant and falls to ground whilst having a seizure. Louis now burdened by the task of saving his soulmate, has to find sensei in the mystical mountains of . Louis starts climbing the steps but they are slippery and fall back down. On the top the mountain is guarded by fearsome cucumber ninjas who do not have legs. They roll over and try to knock them down. Louis thinking wittily uses the reflection of his glasses to kill the cucumbers. The lasers however get reflected back and Louis falls down to the floor unconscious. His last sight was a deathly pale Joel with 'The' hanging overhead with a dark shadow over itself.
He wakes up in a hospital, with an unconscious Joel and tree next to them. He sees the doctor , a pickle, come in. Joel says, ' We've got ourselves in a pickle!' . Even though the doctor is in fact mushed peas. The tree nods in agreement. The new founded Pressman starts making out with one of the nurses an done thing went to another but he realises that he is going to have elf babies since he went with a elf but he had been betrayed by the elf as the babies were actually ogres and he had actually woken up in 'Frogers!' an infamous Ogre trafficking centre. 'Onions have layers' is their feared motto.
Whilst Louis being clucked by Karog,