Ballad of Michael Myers
(Parody of "Gilligan's Island Theme Song")
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a crazy kid
Wreaked havoc in this tiny town
in 1963
He was locked up by that Loomis man
Sam Loomis knew for sure
Fifteen years later'll come a day
When HE'LL come back for more
HE'LL come back for more………
Now finding Michael's getting tough
the dead bodies were tossed
If not for the courage of the Sheriff, too
Mike Myers would be lost
Mike Myers would be lost
The Shape soon found lots of relatives, most of them stayed for a while
There's Laurie Strode, and Jamie too,
Tommy Doyle and his Wife,
Then Keri Tate, Dr. Loomis and everyone,
here in Michael Myers's aisle
(Parody of "Gilligan's Island Theme Song")
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a crazy kid
Wreaked havoc in this tiny town
in 1963
He was locked up by that Loomis man
Sam Loomis knew for sure
Fifteen years later'll come a day
When HE'LL come back for more
HE'LL come back for more………
Now finding Michael's getting tough
the dead bodies were tossed
If not for the courage of the Sheriff, too
Mike Myers would be lost
Mike Myers would be lost
The Shape soon found lots of relatives, most of them stayed for a while
There's Laurie Strode, and Jamie too,
Tommy Doyle and his Wife,
Then Keri Tate, Dr. Loomis and everyone,
here in Michael Myers's aisle