Hehehehehe...

So, this is my crack pairing. I really don't know why but I think Yellow and Gold look really cute together. But, of course, Yellow has Red and Gold has Crys...

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This won't be a one-shot I guess...

Pokemon Special does not belong to me.

Review please!


"Are you sure this'll work?" asked Yellow, her long blonde ponytail swaying as she nervously followed the amber eyed boy in front of her towards the Viridian forest. He turned around to face her and grinned.

"Sure, I'm sure!" Gold confidently replied, flipping his bangs away from his eyes. "What's the matter? Starting to doubt the plan?"

The petite girl nodded slowly. The 'plan' was something Gold had come up with when he saw her crying on a day when she had felt hopelessly hopeless in the romance department.

"I could become your fake boyfriend and help you get Senior Red!"

She still couldn't believe she said yes to such a shameful and selfish plan. "It sounded like a great plan back then," she mumbled. "Maybe we shouldn't go through with this."

"Why not?" Gold faced her again. "Look, Yellow, you deserve to be happy, okay?" He patted his senior's head fondly. Her cheeks turned pink.

"I mean, c'mon! Sure senior Red's face pops out when you Googol the words 'cool', 'handsome', 'smokin' hot', and 'Pokémon Master'." he continued. "So yeah. It's not your fault that you like him. It just so happens he's a dense idiot when it comes to you."

Yellow looked at him amusedly and laughed. Gold gave her a big grin.

"'Operation: Make Red Jelly Belly Jealous' is now underway then." he announced.

"So here's the plan. We'll act like a lovey dovey couple that accidentally pops out of nowhere while senior Red's training. After that initial contact, word'll probably spread that we were seen alone together so the other Dexholders will assume that we're dating. And in a month, during the reunion, we'll see the fruits of our labor. Got it?"

"Got it." Yellow replied.

"Good. Now that that's settled…" He reached toward her hand and held it lightly. Before she could react he quickly explained with a shrug "So it'll look realistic." Even though he said that, the feel of her hand in his felt weird and he immediately felt his ears grow warm. Yellow gave his hand a little squeeze and felt him do the same.

As they walked deeper into the forest, she realized something.

"Hey, Gold?"

"Yeah?"

"Why are you doing this for me? I don't think you owe me anything and I know you don't usually do favors."

He thought about it for a while. Then he gave her a swoon-worthy smile.

" 'Cause I also wanna make Crys jealous."

She looked at him and laughed.

"That makes us accomplices then."

"Yup."

Viridian city's lush, green forest was full of wild Pokémon and trainers who were insanely obsessed in looking for anyone to battle. It was exactly what Red needed. Even though there were tougher Pokémon and harsher weather conditions at Mount Silver, there was something about training in Viridian that appealed to him. The first time he explored around here, he saved Yellow from a wild Dratini.

Oh, right. Yellow lives here, he remembered. I wonder what she's doing now?

His thoughts got cut short when he heard whispers and quiet laughter from the direction he was heading to. "Oh great," he mumbled "A lovey dovey couple in my training spot." He turned to look for another place he could train in when he recognized some voices.

"Your hair looks awesome all the time." said a girl's voice.

"Yeah? Thanks. Ataro styles my hair when I wake up everyday. He's an awesome hairstylist." Laughed a boy's voice.

There was no mistaking it. Red peeked from a tree that was hiding him from the pair. Gold and Yellow? Together? He shook his head and rubbed his eyes. But it was true. The spiky haired youth was lying on the lap of the pretty blonde. They were both holding each other's hands.

He felt an unpleasant feeling rising deep within him. Snap out of it, Red, he thought. Don't meddle in other people's affairs. He backed away slowly.

Snap.

Damn it.

Two heads simultaneously turned to his direction. The boy grinned widely and the girl's face reddened.

"Hey, senior Red." he saluted, still lying on Yellow's lap. She gave him a small embarrassed smile. "Hi Red."

"Hey guys." he said weakly. No use hiding now he thought. He gave the younger boy a weird look. "Sorry for accidentally walking into your… er…"

"Nah, we don't mind!" Gold interrupted cheerfully. Yellow said nothing but her face was growing redder by the second. "Wanna sit down with us?"

"No thanks. I was looking for a place to train." Red scratched his head. "I can't help noticing that you two are alone together. I don't mean to pry, just out of curiosity, really, but are you two dating?"

Gold's amber eyes lit up as he smiled mischievously. His senior was obviously uncomfortable at the thought of him and Yellow together. Gold did have a reputation with the ladies, after all. He sat up and looked at Yellow, whose attention was at a small pebble a few inches from their spot.

"Dating? Hmmm… I guess you could call it dating. Right, Yellow?"

She snuck a glance at Red. He had an unreadable expression on his face. Her hand pushed a lock of hair away from her face as she answered softly.

"Yeah. I guess."

"Awww. Isn't she cute?" Gold cooed. He pinched her both her cheeks lightly and laughed.

"Eeeeh. Stop it. My cheeks'll get swollen," complained Yellow, swatting his hands away.

Red was not amused.

The unpleasant feeling in him doubled and he suddenly had the urge to punch Gold. But, he had somehow restrained himself and he was able to fake a smile before them.

"That's great then! Well, I gotta go look for another training spot. Be seeing you two." He forced another smile and left.

"Bye!" Gold waved at the retreating figure. He then turned around, and gave Yellow two thumbs up.

"It's working!" he exclaimed excitedly.

Her face looked worried. "He sort of looks angry."

"Even better! It means the plan's working!"

She turned her eyes to the spot where Red disappeared. The look on Red's face made her doubt if this was the right way to win him over.

Gold noticed the sudden silence of his accomplice and looked at her. He walked over to her and gave her pat on her back and a reassuring smile.

"The plan'll work. Don't sweat about it."

Yellow gave him a tiny smile and sighed. "I hope so."