Title: Zombie Eggs
Author: Evil Little Dog
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: This is a derivative work, and, as such, I make absolutely no money writing this. Darn the luck.
Summary: Abby + Easter/Ostara. Yeah. :D
"Abby, these are..." Tim held up an egg. He didn't even know there was black egg dye.
"Perfectly safe." Abby pointed at the design on the egg. "Despite the skull and crossbone design."
"Uh huh." Tim cocked an eyebrow at her. "Have you eaten one?"
Her eyes went wide. "Eat...no, god no. They're safe to handle. I wouldn't eat one of those on a dare. Well, maybe a dare." She considered. "No. Not even on a dare."
"Good to know." Tim carefully put the egg back in the carton. "And how many of these are there?"
"Enough for the Goth Kid Easter Egg Hunt! So about..." Abby counted on her fingers. "A gross."
"One hundred forty-four zombie eggs?"
"No, no, Timmy! These eggs are the Goth eggs. The zombie eggs are green."
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