This is an experiment of sorts...Damn You Autocorrect has to be one of the funniest sites on the interwebz, so it got me to thinking...wouldn't it be funny to apply this to the characters of FFVII.
So, here we are. A FFVII drabble series based upon Damn You Autocorrect, and the misunderstandings that will follow. First one is Reno and Cloud, naturally.
Rated...well, T to start I think, though it might be upgraded to M down the road, we shall see.
Usual disclaimers: I don't own Final Fantasy, Squeenix does, nor do I own the copyright for Damn You Autocorrect. This is written for fun, not profit.
Reno was half heartedly finishing up a field report in his office. Even though Tseng and everyone else had left for the day, Reno had stayed behind a few minutes longer, which was a rare thing for the paperwork-hating Turk.
His cell phone, sitting on his desk, vibrated and buzzed suddenly, indicating an incoming text. Reno smiled when he saw it was from Cloud.
~Working late? Dinner's waiting for you in the crotch pot when you get home.~
Reno snorted laughing. "Screw this report, man," he said to himself, snickering. "Not when I have a hot dish like that waiting for me at home." Preparing to leave, he fired back a smartassed text to Cloud.
~That sounds good. I love your crotch pot cooking. What are we having, something with cream sauce?~ Snickering like a twelve year old, Reno sent the text, and bit his lip to keep from laughing. Locking up the office, Reno headed down the hallway, studying the screen of his smartphone as he waited for a text back.
Moments later, a text popped up from Cloud.
~Oh gods, I meant CROCK pot, not crotch pot. I hate this stupid phone! Stupid auto erotica!~
Reno howled with laughter, and accidentally stumbled into a potted palm. A secretary passing by in the opposite direction gave Reno an odd look. "S - sorry!" he managed to gasp out.
~AUTO CORRECT! Just come HOME, damn it.
(And here's the text that inspired this one):
~Don't eat the chicken in the crotch pot. Eat the stuff in the fridge~
~I usually tend to avoid eating chicken out of crotch pots but thanks for the heads up I suppose~
~That's what I'm here for~
A/N: So...what did y'all think? If there is interest in my continuing this, please review and let me know. I will take suggestions for autocorrected texts, as well.