"The Evil White Cat!"
Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck or any of its characters.
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You are now Frigglish … or Jaspers. You aren't sure but then again you don't care because you are a cat.
You do care about that white intruder because he is evil. You aren't sure why he is evil but your kitty senses can tell.
You attack the evil white cat before he can harm your human. He disappears and you land on your face.
You forget that you looked silly in that moment. The universe forgot that you did something silly because you are a cat.
The evil white cat appears and meows at you.
Now, you are pissed. How dare he insult your mother! She was a saint!
You smack the white cat across the face. You meow fiercely back at him. Take that evil cat!
The white cat stares at you, or you think it stares at you but he has no face so you can't really tell. You are sure he is definitely offended by that snappy zinger you threw at him.
He meows back at you.
Oh, no he didn't! It is on! You attack again but you fail miserably because the evil beast disappears.
The evil white cat is sitting in front of you. He smacks you once across the face and leaves.
You sit up. You are pissed off but victorious. You totally won that duel.
A/N: So, I wrote this as a lark last night in about 20 minutes. This morning, my partner and I cleaned it up so I could post it on the web. I hope you enjoyed. Please read and review!