GOKU: A Shrek parody - DBZ & SM Style
By Alex Pienkoss
Revised By Sami-chan
Authors notes:: This is a parody of the movie Shrek. I have changed the lines and the characters just a tiny bit to suit my fiction. I don't know if this has been done before, but I am going to give it a shot. Anyway, I would like to explain a few things:
The characters will not be able to use their powers. For example, SS4 Goku has high strength, but he can't use Ki or fly. For the fairy tale creatures, I decided to switch them with other anime characters.
The cast is as follows…
Shrek: Goku (Dragonball Z)
Princess Fiona: Rei (Sailor Mars)
Donkey: Artemis (Sailor Moon)
Dragon: Filia (Slayers Try)
Lord Farquad: Darien (Sailor Moon)
Thelonious: Mr. Satan, Hercule for the dubbies (Dragonball Z)
Gingerbread man: Chaotzu (Dragonball Z)
Robin Hood: Teenage Gohan (Dragonball Z)
Pinnocchio: Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
Captain of the Guard: Juunanagou (Dragonball Z)
Princesses: Usagi and Ami (Sailor Moon)
Mirror: Yamcha (Dragonball Z)
Other characters like people of Duloc, renamed A-Kon, or the fairytale cast will be just ordinary people or anime characters. My story's rating will vary at PG-13, for some suggestive language or situations, as well as cursing. I really hope you all enjoy it, and I will try to post the next part soon.
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CHAPTER ONE
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Goku sat with a small book in his lap, and he amusedly read the lines to himself.
"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess, but she had an enchantment on herself of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire breathing monster. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss."
The pink furry saiya-jin let out a snorting laugh as he ripped the rest of the book out to use as toilet paper. "Like that's ever gonna happen! Oh, lordy," He exclaimed, as he stepped out of the outhouse to then do his daily activities.
Goku took a quick bath in the cleaner water of the swamp by his house, painted himself a beautifully terrifying 'no trespassing' sign, and caught himself a fish for dinner. Meanwhile, in the town near his swamp, the people were gathered together in the town square, plotting on catching a certain hairy saiya-jin.
Goku had just sat down to his dinner when he heard strange noises outside his home, sounds like booted feet and hushed whispers. He quietly snuck out his back door and crept up behind the unsuspecting lot of villagers.
"It's in there... all right, let's get it!" One of them cried, running out towards the house, but he was yanked back by another man.
"Hold on! Do you know what that thing could do to you?"
A third villager then spoke up. "Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread."
Their laughter was cut short as Goku's rumbling chortle resounded in their ears. They turned to look just as he smirked at their surprised, frightened faces.
"Yes, actually, that would be an Ice-jin. Now Saiya-jin, oh they're much worse. They'll make a soup in your freshly peeled skin... they'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes!" He stopped his advance on the retreating men to place his hand on his chin and remark in a thoughtful manner. "Actually, it's quite good on toast."
He raised an eyebrow as one man waved a lighted torch at him.
"Back! Back beast! Back! I warn ya!" The bold fool cried.
Goku licked his fingers and put out the fire on the torch. He and the villagers shared smiles, one calm, the others' nervous. The once bold man now shook slightly as his grin faltered. "Right," He squeaked out.
Goku took a deep breath and roared for all he was worth at the puny humans, who screamed as though they were five year old girls and not strong village men.
After he had finished yelling, Goku wiped his mouth and whispered to the petrified men. "This is the part where you run away."
In no time at all, his swamp was empty, save for a dust cloud and a small piece of paper that floated down to the ground, unnoticed by the laughing Saiya-jin. "And stay out!"
Goku took a step forward and heard something crunch bellow him; he reached down and lifted the crumpled paper into the light trailing from his window. A picture of an Anime character's face was shown above bold, black letters. 'WANTED, ANIME CHARACTERS OF ALL TYPE, REWARDS WILL VARY' He shook his head and dropped the paper back to the ground, heading inside his home to finish his meal in peace.
TO BE CONTINUED...