Ways to make jack crazy (as if he isn't already)
1) Throw stuff at his head when ever he says the word 'a'.
2) Take his hand and make him hit himself. Say 'why are you slapping yourself?' repeat twenty times.
3) Take his hat and climb up to the crows nest when he climbs up after you throw it to the ground and yell at him for pesting you.
4) Hide on his bed in his covers before he goes to his cabin and when he sits or lies down in the bed make weird, creepy noises. See what he dose.
5) Video tape him falling asleep and drooling. If he talks in his sleep even better. Show it to the crew.
6) Put crabs in his boots while he's sleeping.
7) Stagger around and crash into him and look up into his eyes and slur 'Hey Bob I'm Capt. Jack Sparrow.'
8) Read him a tragic sparrabeth fanfic to make him cry.
9) draw all over his face with his kohl and write 'I love dolls'. When he wakes up don't tell him. Pretend you have no clue how it got there.
10) Fill his cabin with guinea pigs or hamsters and turn on a CD player on top volume to 'the hamster dance.'
11) Call him Jackiekinz.
12) Light one of his dread locks on fire and when he asks you why you did it say 'sorry I thought it was a fire cracker.'
13) Put Vaseline on the handle of his sword and shout 'Quick! It's davy jones! Get your swords!'
14) Put plastic snakes, rats, and bugs under in his bed and make the bed.
15) Pretend to faint and fall off the side of the boat while he's watching. When he dives in to save you yell at him for 'disturbing your personal swimming time.'
16) Make faces at him.
17) hand him an apple sweetly and when he is chewing on it say 'oh drat that was the poisoned one… sorry.'
18) Pretend that his hair is attacking you. (Example: AHHHH BROWN SNAKES FROM JACK'S HEAD ARE ATTACKING ME!)
19) Chain Jack to the mast for no reason at all. (If you want to you can 'cleverly distract him' while chaining him if you catch my draft.)
20) Ask him if he likes cupcakes.
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