Hello, my name is McDuck and I just want to share this story as I think Hikigaya deserves som alone time with some boys. Also, please do remember that this is not a yaoi story at all! It is instead just a story about our favorite loner hanging out with people from his class and school. First one will be Zaimokusa. Will be a bit OOC.

"The story will include this little girl named Remi-chan who gets saved by a handsome man with superpowers and..." I slowly started to fall asleep. My imbecile brain had decided that watching videos on YouTube and playing on my beloved Vita-chan was more important than sleep and was kind of sleep-deprived. Listening to Yoshiteru rambling on about a light novel was also very tiring, I still didn't get why he kept on writing even though he constantly got shot down by my club president. He might be a masochist.

"Are you even listening Hachiman?" He started to sound pitiful, so I decided to be honest to him.

"No, I watched YouTube the entire night." There, a short and simple answer should suffice for now. He started to look interested and asked what videos I watched. I would be ashamed to admit that I watched cat videos that Yukinoshita introduced to me to the wonderful world of "Soft Cat Purring [10 hours version]" and "Funny Cat Fails". But wait, didn't I just admit to watching those? To avoid shame I decided to tell him that I watched so called; "Stuff".

"Ohh, I understand that you've come to know and enjoy what we enlightened people call hentai!" No Yoshiteru, that's not it at all! And if it was I would call it 'Private stuff' and not 'Stuff'. Now, someone in my brain might be wondering what I'm doing with this chuuni person when I've clearly established that I myself am not a big fan of chuuni people (due to certain experiences in the past). And my answer to that person is that I am bonding with my so called 'Friend' because of a request from my girlfriend. You might be wondering who my girlfriend is, you tiny person in my head. And to that I would answer: "None of your fucking business, dipshit." Sorry for being loud and rude but those are my true feelings.

"Anyway, the story I talked about will be called 'Yggdrasil's Sprout was Accidentally Destroyed!'" Calm down Yoshiteru, you might write a light novel called 'Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon' or 'I Saved Too Many Girls and Caused the Apocalypse'. That would be a disaster brought upon man! Isn't Yggdrasil that tree from old viking mythology and beliefs? Why bring a 1200 year old religion into a modern isekai story? I really don't understand this man sometimes. I was just about to comment and voice my thoughts when I got interrupted by a man with a sincere smile and some moistness in his eyes.

"Y'know Hachiman, I really consider you as one of my best friends." I reacted pretty hard to that, but I still felt myself smiling. I think him getting into a relationship with Ebina really helped him out though. Oh yes, I forgot to mention that the scary, BL-loving fujoshi got together with the masochistic, weird chuuni. They're a real "power couple". Nowadays Yoshiteru has to have a boy x boy shipping in all of his stories due to Ebina even though he finds those kinds of relationships kind of disturbing.

"Mmm." His smile widened as I let out a grunt of agreement. I considered him one of my best friends as well. I'm pretty sure he knew this as well even though I almost never voice my thoughts. But to be honest, I have to be more honest and open with him. That is what a genuine relationship is built on. But before going on a rampage trying to explain why the only thing that matters in this world is honesty I decided to be honest with myself and tell him how I felt. "I consider you an important person to me as well." Kyaaa! You can't do this to a young man's heart Yoshiteru! It's not fair, you knoooooow? Did I just imitate both my sister and that sly fox at the same time? I think I just evolved from Hachiman to Hachijuuman*. I started to blush and looked away quickly.

I felt really ashamed, but still relieved that I was able to get it out. We later went to our respective homes. I felt happy that I got to bond with my friend.

*Hachiman in japanese is 80000 while Hachijuuman is 800000, meaning that he gained another 0. It was also a pokémon reference.

The next chapter will include our sweet angel Totsuka!