Chapter 1
Not before breakfast...
"Yum yum yum..."
"CHUNKY PUFFS!" the others yelled. Today the Eds and Metaknight were eating breakfast at Ed's place.
"Oohh, a prize!" Eddy yelled as he grabbed the box.
"What is it?" Ed grabbed the box."Low in fat. Cool!"
"Don't wreck your brain Ed! Ya gotta know where to look!" Eddy searched through the box.
"Gimme my fat!" Ed jumped on top of Eddy.
"Now now children settle down." Metaknight said.
Ed kept searching through the box."Ohh look. No fat, but I got an Eddy prize!"
"Yeah, well I got this super stuffed MARSHMALLOW SURPRISE!" Eddy shoved a cylinder shaped marshmallow down Ed's throught.
"You should chew your food Ed." Edd said.
"Any time you feel like letting me go lumpy I'd really-" Ed dropped Eddy to the ground with a thud.
Later...
"Allow me to pour your milk." Edd said.
"It was such an honor for you all to introduce me to this breakfast cereal." Meatknight said.
"I love chunky puffs!" Eddy said. But when Edd poured the milk, a white glob came out."I hate chunky milk."
"I know where we can find new milk!" Ed yelled.
Later...
The group went over to Rolf's farm. Ed came with a bucket.
"Are you sure about this Ed?" Eddy questioned.
"You do realize this is breaking and entering." Metaknight said.
"Oh yeah! I've seen Rolf do it before. It's easy!"
Soon the group went into the shed where the cow was.
"I'm not sure this is legal." Edd shuddered.
"Sure it is!" Eddy walked up to the cow."Cows are public property. Like trees... so, how's it work?"
"Uh, Rolf did some stuff and milk came out." Ed said rather unsure.
"How hard could it be?" Eddy went up to the cow's end and pushed the tail up and down."Any milk yet Ed?"
Ed's head was up the cow's nostril."Milk? Uh, not yet Eddy. AHHHH!" the cow let out a moo that shook Ed.
"AHH! It said something!" the cow's tail began flailing around.
Metaknight chuckled a bit at the sight of this."Now now. That's not how to milk a cow. To get milk, you must extract it from its udder." he pointed at the pink thing.
"I ain't touching that." Eddy said after a brief silence.
"Very well then, allow me." Metaknight said...