Y19: DALLAS GOES ON A DIET (finnaly)
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CHAPTER 1: WHERES MY BIGMACK?

It was a regular gay at the safehouse. Wolf was dranking clear splash, houston was getting the GANG food cause they told him 2. "OKAAY" he said and left to get food at mcDONalds. "OWEEEE GET US ALL BIGMACKS" hoxton demanded. "okAY" houston said BAKC to hoxton who was playing apex: LEGENDS. Authors note: Apex Legands sucks judge shotguns for a living (Its really bad)
So ANYWAY, dallas was throwing things at the wall "IM HUNGRYYYYY" he asked. "DALLAS,STOPTHROWINGTHINGSYOUOLDBAG" wolf yelled. 'okaYY" said daLLAS. Dallas was done throwing things at instead ate of medic bag. "EWWW GROSSSSSS ITS GOT CUDIES"" dallas said. "DALLASYOUIDIOTYOUCAN'TEA-" the door opened. "I'm bACCk with f00d." Houston was back woohoo. Everyone (and gamer girls) grabbed a big mack. "WHERES MY BIGMACK?" dallas asked the GANG. "YOU-SEE-DALLAS…" said jacket. "YOUR-FAT-AND-GAY-AND-NEED-TO-LOOSE-SOME-WEIGHT." 'nOOOOOOOOOOOOO" replied dallas with pasion. "OWWE ITS TRUE YOU FAT WASTE OF SPACE" said hoxton. "thATS unCALLED FORRRR" rplied dallas. "Dallas, i think you need a sallad so i got you thi-." dallas shot houston in the elbo. "DALLAS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" asked houston who was shot in the elbo just kidding he wasnt the bullet was rubber so it was a prank. "YA GOTCHA"

CHAPTER 2: DALLAS IS STILL UGLY

"NoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" asked dallas at a gym. "ok" replied the guy at the gym.

"Hello im gonna be ur gym teacher for the day, my name is Berry." "SCREW YOU BERRY" said dallas and tried runing out of the gym but fell and hit the dab. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

CHAPTER 3: WAIT TILL JOY SEES THESE MUSLIES

Dallas did a push up. "AHHHHHHHHHHHI NEEED A MEDIC BAGG" he pulled out a revolver and shot berry in the head. "TAKE THAT YOU CLOCKER" he said to berry (also berry was really mad at dallas for shooting him so he got back up and taught dallad a lesson) "WeLL you see Dallas, when u r like me and work out, YOU CAN TAKE A LITERLAY BULLET" berry than grabbed dallas and threw him up and out of the building. "waaaAAAAAAAAAAITTTTTTTTTT" said dallas in mid air but it was too late he was in the sky. He than ate a armor bag and survived the fall while hitting a nasty nay nae nae.

CHAPTER 4: DALLAS DESURVES A BIGMACK

Dallas orders mcDONalds and then lands on a roof and orders an uber.

Dallas returns to the safehouse with a bigmack.
"IM NEVER GOING TO A GYM EVER AGAIN" he asked.

THE END.