Cherry
Once upon a time there was a pink and blue tie-dye unicorn whose name was cherry blues. There were some very odd things about cherry, she farted pink butterflies, her teeth were made of a metal harder than diamonds perfect for chewing through candy which was her absolute favorite food.
Cherry lived with all the other unicorns in Unicorntopia but they all called it Unitopia for short. One day she got curious about the outside world. So she packed her suitcases and set off her manservant Henry towards the north where she'd heard about a palace made entirely of candy.
First they came across a walkapakapokie (walk-a-paw-ka-poo-key) who gave them directions to the rock candy palace where a handsome unicorn prince lived. It was rumored that the prince was looking for a wife. Cherry hoped the prince would fall in love with her and ask her to marry him.
When they arrived at the rock candy palace they asked to see the handsome prince. When cherry and the prince's eyes met cherry saw stars and she was pretty sure he did too. Right then and there he fell down to one knee and proposed. (Apparently he carried the big huge diamond ring around on him at all times)
Of course she accepted, and to this day they are happily married with several children and grandchildren all of them live in the rock candy mountain palace. They lived happily ever after.
Until cherry found out the prince was cheating on her. So she killed him off and started getting drunk and having kids like that. Until she started getting depressed, proclaimed her oldest son next in line, and jumped off the palace balcony.
The End
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