Author's note: Hey you wonderful people! Yes, you want to Interview Sam Puckett? Add questions on the 'review' thingy, don't worry, I will credit ya, don't think 'ah she's not going to credit me', Okay? And as you can see, 'The Interviewer' is my own character, as... Me. Oh you want to read the fiction than this? Well... Okay...
"Ahem, hi there. As you may know I'm Sam Puckett-" Sam got cut-off by an interviewer "And she's gonna do an interview! Cool huh?" The Interviewer got all excited but Sam's face, you can tell she wants to punch her in the face.
"Got any question? Review the story! I'd like to hear all of your question! Hey, why is this script tells me to talk nicely?" Complained Sam. "Dude, I'm the author and I made the script, don't complain. Please, for me?" Ask the interviewer nicely while putting her 'hope' face.
"Sure, but after this, can I have a ham?"
"Yeah, let's go get you a ham..." The Interviewer pulled Sam's hand and dragged her down to the butchery.