Chapter 1 The beginning of "Skywalker's Club"
Anakin called Ahsoka. They just finished their training and Anakin wanted to have some fun. The two went to Dex and ate some nice food. Anakin looked at his apprentice and spoke:
-Snips, let's make a group of people called "Skywalker's Club"
-What will it do Master?
-Well, we could do some pranks on Council members and other things.
-That sounds great. I will call Barriss right away.
Soon, in their apartment, Barriss Offee arrived. She looked confused.
-Why did you call me?
-Barriss, Master Skywalker wants to make a "Skywalker's Club" where we will do pranks.
-Nice- she giggled.
-Well, in that case, lets think of plan about our first prank.
Next morning Mace Windu woke up and went to the Council's room. Soon, the rest of the Council members showed up. They got seated and started talking about usual Jedi matters. The meeting ended but they could not stand up.
-Some one glued the seats!
-Skywalker!!!!
Mace finally stood up by successfully cutting a part of his seat. Problem was that a piece of stone was still on him. It was difficult for Mace to walk.
-OMF, Mace. Let me help you.
-Hello Luminara. Wait, what are you
He did not finish. Luminara cut the stone from him but that destroyed his tunic.
-Don't look-told Mace and quickly run away.
In the corner, the three Jedi rolled on the floor, laughing their asses out.
-OMF, I cannot believe that.
The glue stopped working and other Council members exited the room. Yoda walked for a while but soon floor opened and he fell downstairs. He landed in a box and it soon sealed. A gas was poured in and Yoda could not stop laughing. He run like a puppy, jumped, made acrobatics, all the time having ridiculous face and saying "Yoda I am"
Obi Wan saw Siri and they walked and decided to talk to each other. Two hoods with sleeping gas fell on them. When they woke up they saw themselves tied up and looking at each other. Their tables rotated 90 degrees and they now faced each other. The tables were brought together and it appeared that they were kissing.
Shaak Ti, Luminara and Aayla were walking in a hallway and suddenly a large box of water dropped on them. They were soaking wet and they did not like it. The three female Jedi run to the bathroom and changed their clothes.
-I have a bad feeling about this-said Master Ti.
Next day Jedi had a fresh newspaper Coruscanti News. Padawans took the papers and brought them to their masters. The temple started laughing. In the end, the Council meeting was assembled to discuss the situation.
-Bad situation has occurred, victims of it we fell.
-Bad? BAD? There is a picture of my butt in the newspaper!
-We know Mace but you are not the only one who was targeted.
-Silly pictures of me I like not.
They were talking and talking about the article and the photos. Meanwhile, Anakin, Ahsoka and Barriss went to see Senator Amidala.
-Padme, look what I brought you here. Check the newspaper.
-Ok, although I do not see why you are so eager for me to read the article. Something about Chancellor Palpatine getting more power?
-Better!
Padme looked and saw the headlines "The butt of famous Mace Windu", "Silly Jedi Grandmaster", "Jedi Affair", "Hot Jedi Chicks in the Changing Room".
-Don't say you three did that?
-Yup-said Ahsoka
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