ZL's note- I'm doing for fun so mainly you can insult me all you like. I'm
not going to take it so hard for I'm writing this just for fun. I am
wanting this as more humor than Action but just in case, you know what I
mean?
Oh yeah! Before I forget for those who don't know, Pirates of Caribbean 2
may be coming out in 2005! (Can't wait!!!)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, except unfamiliar ones.
Happy Reading.
Captain Jack Sparrow, Who?
Chapter 1
Written by ZL
"Ahoy mate!" Jack-sorry-Captain Jack Sparrow shouted.
"Jack?" Will said reassuring, looking up.
"Captain, Will, Captain Jack Sparrow," the infamous pirate said.
Captain Sparrow jumped from his ship and walked across to the young man.
"Wha's wrong mate? You look like you los your luv," the Captain said looking at the down young man.
"I did Captain. Somebody indeed stole her," Will said.
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Who's the ruddy person stealing Elizabeth from you?" Captain asked.
"My children," Will said pretending to be sad.
Captain Sparrow laughed. "How could I forget eh mate? Many year hav' pas' since I las' saw you. Of course now you would for sure hav children," Captain said slapping on Will's back.
"How about you Jack? I got to tell you you're not famous here," Will said smiling at his friend.
"Captain mate, Captain! One minute you call me Captain the other minute you call me Jack," Captain said angrily.
"And yea, I know I'm not famous 'ere, you don't need to tell me. But I got a lot of supporters here eh son?" Capt said looking at Will.
"What you mean Jack? It's only me and Elizabeth," Will said.
"Plus your kids, and that's goo' enough for me. So mate, how many kids you have? Twenty?" Captain Sparrow asked seriously.
"Two, and their names are Sparrow Turner and Jack Tuner," Will said to the Captain hoping he got the clue. He did.
"You bloody mate! How dare you name you sons after my name! And how come you have only two sons eh? I was hoping at least twenty so that we can make an army and I don' hav' to worry abt gettin' caught," Captain Sparrow said angrily.
"No way Jack; you are not going to teach my kids piracy. And if you ever do, be sure that I'm not the only one who's coming after your blood," Will said looking at Jack straight in the eye.
"Kiddin' mate kiddin'," Jack said hastily.
"You better be kidding Jack," Will said.
"Captain mate! It's captain! How many times must I tell you?" Captain Sparrow yelled.
"Jack!" somebody called to Jack from the back.
"IT'S CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN JACK!" Captain Jack shouted.
ZL's note- Yes, I know this is very short. But I'll promise it'll be longer the next chapter mate! Hope you like it. Please review for I need to know whether I should continue.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, except unfamiliar ones.
Happy Reading.
Captain Jack Sparrow, Who?
Chapter 1
Written by ZL
"Ahoy mate!" Jack-sorry-Captain Jack Sparrow shouted.
"Jack?" Will said reassuring, looking up.
"Captain, Will, Captain Jack Sparrow," the infamous pirate said.
Captain Sparrow jumped from his ship and walked across to the young man.
"Wha's wrong mate? You look like you los your luv," the Captain said looking at the down young man.
"I did Captain. Somebody indeed stole her," Will said.
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Who's the ruddy person stealing Elizabeth from you?" Captain asked.
"My children," Will said pretending to be sad.
Captain Sparrow laughed. "How could I forget eh mate? Many year hav' pas' since I las' saw you. Of course now you would for sure hav children," Captain said slapping on Will's back.
"How about you Jack? I got to tell you you're not famous here," Will said smiling at his friend.
"Captain mate, Captain! One minute you call me Captain the other minute you call me Jack," Captain said angrily.
"And yea, I know I'm not famous 'ere, you don't need to tell me. But I got a lot of supporters here eh son?" Capt said looking at Will.
"What you mean Jack? It's only me and Elizabeth," Will said.
"Plus your kids, and that's goo' enough for me. So mate, how many kids you have? Twenty?" Captain Sparrow asked seriously.
"Two, and their names are Sparrow Turner and Jack Tuner," Will said to the Captain hoping he got the clue. He did.
"You bloody mate! How dare you name you sons after my name! And how come you have only two sons eh? I was hoping at least twenty so that we can make an army and I don' hav' to worry abt gettin' caught," Captain Sparrow said angrily.
"No way Jack; you are not going to teach my kids piracy. And if you ever do, be sure that I'm not the only one who's coming after your blood," Will said looking at Jack straight in the eye.
"Kiddin' mate kiddin'," Jack said hastily.
"You better be kidding Jack," Will said.
"Captain mate! It's captain! How many times must I tell you?" Captain Sparrow yelled.
"Jack!" somebody called to Jack from the back.
"IT'S CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN JACK!" Captain Jack shouted.
ZL's note- Yes, I know this is very short. But I'll promise it'll be longer the next chapter mate! Hope you like it. Please review for I need to know whether I should continue.