I do not own Ed, Edd, and eddy. I do own 3D who is based mainly off of myself and since I own said self as far as I know thus I own all rights to 3D. BTW I do in fact dress similarly to sock head minus the constant wearing of a sock on my head, I have the vocabulary of a library use only dictionary, need for cleanliness and the knowledge of various things that may or may not be useless. Thus making me the embodiment of double D all similarities are simply coincidental ...I think…
A groggy girl awakened from her slumber surrounded by boxes upon boxes of her belongings she had recently moved to her new home after her father received a new job that required less moving around. She started to say hello to her old neighbors with a loud "ohayoou gozaimasu" before realizing she was back in America and no longer had the Ichigos living next door. She sighed remembering the times she had had with the Ichigo twins, and their older brother. She decided to unpack her clothes so she wouldn't be warning the same thing she had been for the past two days. She quickly got dressed in an orange hooded T-shirt and blue jeans, then slammed her black beanie with a white streak going across the bottom on her head, and tucking most of her hair under it.
Looking at the time she realized she had to get to school and fast, one hour and thirty minutes no ride other than her bike. She ran to the garage at break neck speed grabbing an apple on the way to get one of her bikes. She picked out a shiny red one which was designed for speed slammed her back pack and the hand drawn map on to the bike and took of faster than a bat out of H-E double hockey stick.
She skidded to a stop in front of the school rearing up on her bike and startling another kid who was getting ready to chain down his bike in the spot she had landed in.
"You dork…" The boy began to say
"What did you call me punk" she replied
"Double D?" the boy replied
Everyone stared on as the girl, who at the time they thought was Double D walk up to Kevin, with a look that could kill, and hold him up by the collar before stopping and acknowledging the fact she had been called Double D.
"Who the heck is Double D? I am Triple D or 3D whatever floats your boat." she said dropping the shocked boy to the ground
Suddenly the three Eds showed up. Everyone looked from Double D to "Triple D" this lasted for about 10 seconds before Triple D said
"Is that Double D?"
"Yes I am Double D, my name however is Eddward, and you are…"He said waiting for a response
"I am Triple D I prefer 3D though its faster, and my actual name is" she started to clear her throat to annunciate better "Danielle Dee Dreadful-Eddward and yes I know it sounds like some old time-y name for someone really horrible, but I like it."
"Hey Nazz looks like we got another Ed dork on our hands" Kevin said laughing
The other kids joined in the laughter, until 3D shot them a death glare that looked as though it could kill. Some of them later swore on their allowances that her eyes had turned a glowing red. Which they had, but they didn't need to know that…yet.
"So dude where you from and why do you look like sockhead over here?" Eddy asked ready to meet his next potential scam victim.
"Don't talk to those losers they will wreak your social status" Nazz begun
"I'm from America but my family moves around a lot so I just got back from Japan" 3D stated grabbing her book bag off of her bike completely ignoring the warning "Now shall we get to the learning facility I am quite sure class will be starting soon and I don't like to be late" she avoided to second question not quite grasping who sockhead was, getting used to English again was hard enough.
"That girl is just like the cap wearing Ed boy no?" Rolf said
Everyone nodded in silent agreement with a look of absolute shock across their faces. The Eds had since entered the building. While everyone else stood around still in shock
"Hey" Eddy's voice yelled from a window "You guys call us losers and you're standing around gapping like a bunch of beached fish"
They immediately stopped and hurried of to their classrooms not wanting to feel or hear the wrath of the awaitingteachers. As the day progressed 3D learned to names of most of the people from her class though she had yet to figure out who the three girls known only as the Kankers truly were. This was mainly because the one with blue hair had mistaken her for Double D and tried to kiss her. Resulting in a quite a bit of chaos, embarrassment, and 3D avoiding them for most of the day . 3D made it a point to pull just enough hair from under her cap to make it clear that she was a girl though there were still a few mix ups on the teachers ends about who was Edd and who was Danielle.
It was a matter of time before school was out for the day, and she was getting along quite easily with the kids of the cul-de-sac, however Kevin still had more bone to pick with the girl who dared call him a punk.
" Hey Triple Dweeb" he yelled grinning all the while.
"What did you just say" 3D responded eyes threatening to glow red again
" You heard me I want to challenge you to a race three laps around the track who ever is finished first wins"
"Bike or r-run" she said almost forgetting what the English word for run was
Kevin noticed her stutter over the word run and decided "Run" she could never keep up if she's anything like Double D . He was confident until she yanked off her hoodie to reveal T shirt, the fact that her legs were three times the length of his own as well as the fact She had been grinning under that hood.
"Ready to eat dust DORK" she said making sure to emphases the word dork as she put her self in a track runners position
Go was yelled in the side lines and they were off. 3D was all ready in the lead but Kevin was catching up fast, and was soon right next to her. Until she started leaning forward and stream lining her self to the point she was almost parallel to the ground. Kevin tried to do the same and nearly fell.
"That is an amazing use of physics, streamlining one self to be more aerodynamic I've seen skiers do things like that but never runners
"SHE'S A NINJA EDDY" Ed suddenly screamed
"Shut up lumpy, you need to stop watching Naruto so much" Eddy said slapping Ed in the face "She ain't a nin…ja?" He paused as he watched the scene on the track
Kevin was catching up again after perfecting his stance and tried to run 3D off the course, but instead of speeding up or slowing down she waited for Kevin to get closer.
We are not using the two-wheeled mode of transportation better known as a bicycle you know." she said
Huh, what are you talking about
Using this chance she launched herself forward leaving a dust trail before running on top the post that lined the tracks outer edge. Her balance and speed not wavering in the slightest Kevin soon realized that it wasn't going as planned as she crossed the line for the first lap and started on the second he was already getting winded and she had all the energy in in the world. Then he noticed something strange about her she seemed to be floating on air she hadn't been panting or breathing hard it was like she was taking a everyday jog. She was almost around for her second time by the time he was half way around again he fell to his knee chest hurting from the stain of the first lap and trying to keep up. 3D ran up to him to see if he was okay.
"How…can …you run …like that" he panted chugging down a large bottle of water.
"I knew you would fall for it, I was on the track team the training is exceedingly challenging so I learned different techniques to control breathing and energy consumption, plus my body frame is much lighter then your allowing for maneuvers such as the one I demonstrated for you, it also means less weight to carry.
"I didn't get a word of that'
She sighed "I am a five time track running champ, and you are a bike riding lump-o-lard who eats too many cheeseburgers. Now tell me who is more likely to win a running race."
"Hey"
"I am not the one who consumed their weight in cafeteria cheeseburgers here, you only have your self to blame besides, I 'm a girl, I don't want to lose this to some cheese and over processed bovine meat" she said "at least I think it was" she accidentally said out loud
Kevin just sat looking a sickly shade of green. And everyone took large steps away from him in fear that he was going to hurl which he fortunately did not. Everyone eventually left, include Kevin after managing to get the image of smashed cows, and other random meat products being put through giant grinders, and patty shapers out of his head. I didn't take long for news of the race and Double D's double to spread through out the school and the cul-de sac. 3D was soon the talk of the town and everyone was interested in the anomaly that was now referred to as 5D the irony that her last name was Dreadful-Eddward only added to the oddness of it all.
Eddy was intent on scamming her out of quarters, Edd wanted to preserve their reputation with the new girl, while Ed ranted on about ninjas, gravy and whatever other what not that drifted through his strange oddly shaped head.
"Nice scam, could be better though let a pro show you how its done" a voice said "They turned around to see 3D and were in for a case of culture shock
"WHAT IN WORLD ARE YOU WEARING!?!"` Eddy yelled the loudest.
Ed yelled "GO NINJA GO NINJA GO" Edd merely picked an encyclopedia out of his backpack and flipped through the pages
She looked down at her black and red dress. It looked like an outfit from the Victorian age. A black puffy sleeved shirt with red lace along the edges with a matching skirt that was equally puffy and lacy that was knee length, along with matching socks and shoes. A black barrette hid her hair from view with the exception of a few spiky pieces of hair sticking out of the back and a bang that went strait over her eyes shielding them from view.
"Uhhh clothes…" she responded
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Well that all for now The last part is based of an actual event: I came home from an anime convention dressed like a Lolita, and when you live on the southern most parts of Chicago that can get you a lot of attention. I had also acquired a Naruto head band and had been running about ninja style all day resulting in my friend yelling GO NINJA GO NINJA GO at me for the entire what felt like about 3 hour trip back to the south side of Chicago. Ahh memories, thank god that time is over!