AN: This is what happens when you watch too much BSG and SPN.

AU. Definite AU for BSG. Lighter one for SPN. No seasons specified for BSG. Post-S4 for SPN. No (major) spoilers to either shows.

Frakking tease

"Oh my gods...". She gives a full laugh, loud, bright. It's fucking gorgeous. "You can't say that!"

Dean finds himself laughing too. Feels good.

It's been awhile.

"What?", he turns to face her. She's all smiles. She's… gorgeous.

"You can't sleep with a pilot and then tell her you're afraid of flying. You just can't", she puts a finger to his nose. He takes it. Kisses her hand. "I'm very sorry. I am. Honest."

"It's just… a frakking tease, that's what it is."

It's his turn to laugh. She makes an offended face. Cute. "What?"

"You. This whole… frakking thing. It's cute."

"Cute?", her mouth makes this 'O' shaped thing. God.

"Yeah…" he moves over to kiss her lower lip. "…like a little kid… trying not to curse. It's cute."

"It is a curse word where I'm from, you know…" she sounds breathless. It's a turn on. It's a… frakking turn on. "Yeah, I know."

She moves out of his kiss. Turns on the bed so she's facing him and supports her head on her left hand. "You're taking this awfully well, you know?". Her eyes do this wrinkly thing. He might actually call this chick back. "I am?"

"Yeah… most Earth guys get…weirded out when they find out I'm a colonial."

He laughs again. Moves back in to kiss her. "Well… I don't get weirded out easily".

"Really? Frak…fucking an alien. Doesn't weird you out?", she's all innocent smiles now.

How do you say to a girl, an alien girl, 'you know what, I fucked an angel, my brother fucked a demon… and a werewolf, so those things don't bother me as much as they would have'? He pauses to consider. Fuck that. She's hot. He goes back to kissing her. Doesn't let her go.

She's laughing against his mouth. "Ok… I'm taking this as a no". She's pulling his hair, moves her mouth to his neck. "But I'm taking you flying with me."

He pulls back. "Oh, hell no".

"You can't do this to me. I'm a pilot. You couldn't have told me that. Now all I think about is putting you in my plane…"

"Will you be naked?", he blurts out.

She actually sounds surprised. "That can be arranged", she winks.

"Okay, then."

She's laughing that laugh again.

Alien chicks. His new favorite.