A.N. HI! This is a continuation from Professor McGonagall's 50 rules which is under my account if you want to read it, although this could stand on it's own if you wanted it to.
A.N. Extension. Hello again! So I wrote this years ago and was looking through my stories seeing how bad they are and so I've decided, partly because i've lost my muse or writing a bit, that i'll rewrite some of my stories and fix them up a bit, make them look better. So this is me, fixing it up.
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The darkened room was silent as the blond girl walked in a box in her arms as she looked at the bed where Snape lay. A smirk on her face as she approached the bed. Her footsteps were silent and the potions professor didn't stir as she slipped in and out again. She waited patiently until the morning.
'Snape, Snape come quick you havta look outside' Dolly called rushing intot he room, she was noisy and skipped around the place, it was almost like she was a different person. He glared at her from his desk. She ran up with a giggle, pulling at his cloak until eventually he stood up and followed her, an angry look embedded on his face. The sunlight hit the pair as they reached outside and Severus flinched from the sudden bright light. He glared back down at Dolly who looked quite content in the sunlight but the mischievous smirk was too obvious to miss.
'Severus what has she done to you now?' Minerva's voice called from the side and Severus looked at her slightly confused before casting another suspicious glare towards Dolly. Minerva smiled sympathetically at him before creating a full length mirror to stand before them. Severus stood for a moment uncertain, his black eyes flicking between the two witches before he stepped up to the mirror and peered inside. His refection sparkled back at him from the cooating of glitter that had been applied. He heard a giggle from his side.
'Dolly!' He growled turning around to the spot where she was standing to find it deserted. Another sneer and he turned on his heels, his black cloak fluttering out behind him and a solumn glare fixed on his face. It was difficult to be menacing covered in glitter but he was damn sure he'd try, at least until he got back to his room to remove it.
No. 1: put glitter on him and take him into sunlight.
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'Stop it Severus!' Dolly growled annoyed looking around the dark and dreary dungeon her eyes twinkling as her brain whirred with ideas and possibilities. The neat rows of jars containing many different objects bubbled in a form of response as moved her hands back into her lap looking at the black cat sitting on the desk in front of her looking completely annoyed at her. It was perched on he edge of the desk and had its fur raised and its white teeth flashed.
'What the hell are you doing in my classroom?' Snape snapped with the door still slamming shut behind him.
'Present' Dolly said simple moving her arms around the cat on the table which promptly hiss at her for a second before twisting around to bite her, she barely managed to move its white skin away from its teeth. 'His name is Severus' She said happily standing up and walking around the table. Another hiss from the cat but it seemed to settle down slightly when Dolly moved away. Snape glanced at the fuzzy creature sitting on his desk and sighed, another day in Hogwarts with Dolly around.
No. 2: get him a pet cat and name it after him, bonus points if it bites
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The classroom was filled with noise although most students where sitting in there places. In the centre two girls were sitting on top of the desk. The one sitting on the rights was Dolly while the other had short blond hair with blue highlights. The door opened and they both looked up at the Professor stalking into the room. Alex shifted from the table into the seat and she wrapped her fingers around a strand of blue hair.
'BLOODY HELL, IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!' Dolly shouting standing up on her seat and looking at Snape.
'Sit down Miss….McGonagall-Dumbledore' Snape snapped walking swiftly to the front of the classroom and silencing the students from there giggles. Dolly looked annoyed for a second but sat down pulling out a scrap and parchment and scribbling a note onto it.
'What are you doing?' Alex whispered glancing sideways at the parchment. Dolly smiled and showed her the parchment which was titled; 50 ways to annoy Severus Snape and she looked down at the last note written before breaking into a smile.
No. 3. The minute Snape walks into class, yell out 'BLOODY HELL, IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!'
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Snape hesitated as he stood outside the door, his hand rested on it slightly. Was it worth even attempting to find peace? He mused with a sigh. It seemed more and more Dolly found her way into wherever he was and managed to annoy him. Evnetually he pushed the door open and glanced inside. Why was this silly child making him so nervous? He growled and stepped inside, resuming his normal quick pace and making sure his cloak snapped menacingly behind him. He managed to reach his desk without incident and stood for a moment besides it. He couldn't hear anything around him. Good. His shoulders relaxed slightly and picked up some parchment, starting to read over it. Before he could realise it he felt something press against his side and he glanced down to find Dolly with her arms wrapped around him in a hug.
'What are you doing now you insufferable brat?' He hissed pushing her away from him and glaring down at her.
'I was told to' She chimed before starting to spin around the room.
'Who on earth... never mind' He sighed, who else could she blame for such disorganised behaviour? He sighed and rubbed him temples, this was going to be a long day he could tell.
No 4. Hug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.
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Snape strolled down his corridor attempting to look menacing, something he had managed to perfect over the years but he felt his movements become more careful, almost scared. He sneered at the idea and pushed it from his mind. It was a shame that he had become the center of Dolly's antics, when it was not mainly focused on him he quite enjoyed them. They had a whimsical quality and he couldn't deny the amount of effort she went into to accomplish some of them. He sighed internally as he rounded one of the corner and jumped as a happy looking Dolly stood, rocking on her heels.
'10 points from Snape!' Dolly shouted as soon as she spotted him, that infernal smile still planted firmly on her face. Students around them started giggling but stopped after a quick glare from the professor. Most of the students found her behaviour hilarious and couldn't resist stopping to scare. Another glare and he managed to scatter most of them before he turned his attention to Dolly. He towered over her but she didn't even flinch and just continued to look up at him.
'How dare you use my vindictive techniques! 50 points from Gryffindor!' Snape snapped at her, a faint growl could be heard.
'It's not like she is even in Gryffindor anyway she doesn't really have a house' someone whispered to the right of them and Snape glared in that direction before turning around and storming back to the dungeons. His cloak snapping loudly behind him. It was becoming more and more difficult to intimate the students with Dolly around.
No 5. Shout '10 points from Professor Snape!' at random moments.