Enjoy this new series of shorts. They are random and a majority will be funny, though some will be serious. I made this because I have big projects like "The Ultimate Crossover, Ultimate Fighters." And "The Vidrio" but I have small little things that have no giant plot to them and are just short ideas. These are them.

Kaito was sitting down in the café around the corner of his house.

"Here's your coffee sir."

"Thank you." He took a sip of the hot coffee when he came across a few interesting videos. He slowly spit his coffee out on the table. It was followed by laughter.
He pressed the numbers on his phone at the speed of light inviting everyone he thought may like the videos.

"Thank you…all for…coming."Kaito said to them trying to hold back his laughter

Shinchi held a bowl of popcorn in one hand and the inside of his pocket with another. "Look if this is anything like 2 Thieves 1 Monocle I will KILL you."

"Oh believe me it's nothing like that." Kaito sat down, adjusted the projector, and set the videos up. "Let's start with Episode 2." Kaito made a few clicks and everyone laughed. Everyone but Shinichi.

"Oh hell no!" he yelled at the projection.

"Ok, let try Episode 16." Kaito made more clicks and more laughed. Shinichi was still in shock. Ran couldn't believe what she saw.

"Oh hell no." she said softly to herself.

"Episode 48 anyone?" Once again more clicks and more laughter. Heiji snickered.

"This is a joke right. This has to be a joke!"

Kaito cleared his throat. "Oh hell no."

"Well I'm lucky." Shiho said.

Everyone gave Kaito a glare of death and boomed in unison. "OH HELL NO!"

"I came prepared." Clicks and typing followed. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I saved the best for last."

Shiho's ears were filled with the sound that would make many commit suicide. Instead she…

It was a pleasant morning in New York City when suddenly a deafening scream was heard.

"OH HELL NO!

"Kaito I'm home!" Aoko called. No response. She walked up the steps and found Kaito lying on the floor beaten with a note beside his body.

"Avenge me!" He coughed "And make me a sandwich."

Well that is one that I just couldn't help but writing. If you have not figured it out Kaito is showing them the English dub of Detective Conan. And this really is my opinion. The only voice I find acceptable is Kid's but it's still...

~MagicKid
And remember paranoid is only an anagram of protective. But only if you spell it that way.