Disclaimer: I don't own Daria or Dragonball Z. So, why am I writing this. Oh yeah! It is a fan-fic.
Duh!
"Daria: The 7th Season"
Episode Two
"Family Values"
The opening theme
"It Wasn't Me"
Sung by. Shaggy
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
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Scene One
Lane's Living Room
(Katie is watching t.v. and Wind walks in)
Wind: (whining) Why did Sally leave me? (starts crying and sit down next to Katie)
Katie: Stop it. I'm watching t.v.
Wind: (still whining) What time is it?
Katie: 5.
Wind:(freaked) Oprah's on!
Katie: (annoyed) Touch the remote and die.
Wind: (freaked, whining) But, it's Oprah!
Katie: And this is Dragonball Z and Trunks is on.
Wind: What?
Katie: It's the coolest show on the planet and Trunks is the cutest guy.
Wind: Who is that green dude?
Katie: Piccolo. He is pretty cool.
Wind: Why does that guy has three eyes?
Katie: Shut up and just watch.
Wind: Okay.
(Quinn walks in)
Quinn: What are you watching?
Katie and Wind: Quiet!
Quinn: Oh! It's 5. I know what you are watching.
Katie and Wind: Shh!
Quinn: All right. I leaving. I don't want my head blow off.
(Quinn leaves. The camera follow her into the kitchen, where Amanda, Quinn's mother-in-law,
mother in law is at the table.)
Amanda: Hello, Quinn dear, can you please get the pudding out of the cabinet?
Quinn: Okay.
(Quinn goes to the cabinet and takes out a package of pudding and give it to Amanda)
Amanda: Thank you.
(Vincent, Quinn's father-in-law, walks in)
Vincent: Hello. Who are you, again?
Amanda: This is our son's wife.
Vincent: One of Wind's wives
Quinn: I'm Trent's wife.
Vincent: Trent's married. When did that happen?
Quinn: 5 years ago.
Vincent: I was out of the country for awhile.
Quinn: You were at the wedding.
Vincent: I was. I don't remember it.
Amanda: Remember. She was pregnant with Katie.
Vincent: Now I remember. Where is Trent, anyway?
Quinn: In New York.
Vincent: Why is he there?
Quinn: He won a job as a VJ.
Vincent: At least, he is not in that band.
Amanda: He still is in it.
(Penny walks in)
Penny: Where do you find straws in this town?
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Scene Two
An abandoned warehouse
(Upchuck is sitting on a crate and Tom is standing and looking at his watch.)
Tom: Upchuck get off the shipment.
Upchuck: Why do people want this stuff? It doesn't make them horny.
Tom: I bet you tried.
Upchuck: I was out of my usually stuff.
Tom: (growing impatient) Where is the new client?
A woman: (your only hear the voice) Over here.
(The camera turn around and zoom into a dark figure. A woman, that look like Lucy Liu, is
lending on the door post and then, she walks to where Tom and Upchuck is)
Upchuck: Feisty!
Tom: Hi, I'm Tom Sloane. You?
Woman: Call me Angela Li.
Upchuck: Like the school principal of Lawndale High.
Li: Yes.
Tom: I though you were in jail.
Li: I was good, so they let me out.
Upchuck: But were you...
Li: Plastic surgery does wonders.
Upchuck: Feisty!
Li: Were is the stuff?
Tom: Right here.
(Pull open the lid, but you do not see inside)
Li: You got the good stuff.
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Scene Three
Lane's Living Room
(Katie and Wind are on the couch)
Wind: Bulma is so hot!
Katie: She is going to marry Vegeta.
Wind: But I want to marry her!
Katie: They have a son name Trunks.
Wind: She is so pretty.
Katie: She is a cartoon character.
Wind: So.
Katie: So. She is not real.
Wind: So.
Katie: (getting mad) So. You can't marry her(pause) Know what, you can marry her in an
alternate universe, but you will need a time machine.
Wind: A time machine.
Katie: (getting annoyed) Yeah! A machine that can travel in time.
Wind: But how. (puts his hand on his chin and pondering)
Katie: Know what? I'm leaving.
(The camera follows Katie to Jane's room. She knocks.)
Katie: Aunt Janey.
Jane: Busy.
Ray: Yeah. We're busy.
Katie: Okay.
(Katie walks to her parents room and knocks)
Katie: Mom.
Quinn: Come in.
(Katie walks in)
Katie: Mom, what are you doing?
Quinn: Organizing my socks by color, wanna help?
Katie: No way.
Quinn: It will be good mother and daughter bonding.
Katie: I'm leaving now.
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Commercial
Daria: Some guy named Napalm Krigbaum decide to make a live action movie of my show
"Daria". It is called "Daria: The Movie" staring Julia Sawalha as me and some other actors that
intelligence, the size of a pea, compined. I got to sue this Napalm Krigbaum guy and the person
who made this show, "Daria: The 7th Season," so bye.
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Scene Four
A Grocery Store
(Penny and Katie is walking down the aisle)
Katie: Why am I here?
Penny: You said you had nothing to do.
Katie: Okay. What are we looking for again?
Penny: Straws that bend at the end.
Katie: (picks up a box) Like this.
Penny: Perfect. Now we need toothpicks.
Katie: I look down this aisle and you look down that one.
Penny: Okay.
(Penny went down an aisle and Katie went down an other. Tom and a Staci is making out in the
aisle the Katie went down.)
Katie: If I had a camera. Wait I do. (take her backpack for her back and look through it. She
takes out a camera.)
Katie: Say cheese, Uncle Tom. (she took a picture)
Tom: You little brat.
Staci: Don't you be mean to this cute little girl.
Katie: Don't be mean to me.
Tom: What is your price?
Katie: 100.
Tom: 5.
Katie: 95
Tom: 20.
Katie: 50.
Tom: 40. No more.
Katie: Okay.
(Tom takes out his wallet and gave Katie 2 20s.)
Katie: I was only asking for a 100 pennies.
Tom: You little...
Katie: I got to go, I have to get some toothpicks. Bye.
(Katie skips to the end of the aisle)
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Scene Five
Doctor Office
(Daria is sitting in a chair and the doctor walks in)
Doctor: Hello, Mrs. Daria Sloane.
Daria: Doctor.
(Doctor sits down it a chair)
Doctor: We got you test results back.
Daria: And?
Doctor: Congratulations you are having a baby.
Daria: What? How can this happen?
Doctor: You've had sex within the past few months??
Daria: Yeah!
Doctor: So, what are you worrying about?
Daria: I don't have time for a baby.
Doctor: You don't have to have it.
Daria: You mean an abortion.
Doctor: Yes.
Daria: I can't do that. I'll just have it.
Doctor: Okay. Think about okay. It sounds like you don't want it.
Daria: I'll think about it.
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Scene 6
Lane's Living Room
(Katie is on the couch and Wind runs in)
Wind: Katie you got to see this.
Katie: What is it? I have important things to do.
Wind: Come see.
(Wind and Katie runs to Wind's room. There is a machine in the middle of the room.)
Katie: What is it?
Wind: A time machine.
Katie: (in disbelieve) A time machine.
Wind: (excite) Yeah!
Katie: You are wasting valuable t.v. time.
Wind: Wanna use it?
Katie: Why not?
Wind: Okay. Let me open it up.
(Wind press some button on the machine and it opened up. Katie and Wind went inside and the
door closes)
Katie: Now what.
Wind: I just put in where I want to go and it takes me there. (Wind press a button) We are here.
Katie: That's it. I'm leaving.
(The door open and there are in the middle of the Cell Games)
Katie: Let's go.
(The door closes)
Katie: You are useful after all. (grins evily)
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Starring (In alphabetical order)
Jane-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jane Lane
Trent------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Trent Lane
Wind------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wind Lane
Daria-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Quinn----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Quinn Morgendorffer
Upchuck----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Charles Ruttherimer III
Tom-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tom Sloane
Katie-------------------------------------------------Some girl we find on the street and she can act, too.
Guest Starring (In alphabetical order)
Amanda----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Amanda Lane
Vincent------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Vincent Lane
Angela Li----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lucy Liu
Ray-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Raymond Munns
Staci------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Staci Rowe
Doctor--------------------------------------------------------------------Some Doctor from General Hopsital
Writer----------------------------------------------------------------------Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo
Producer------------------------------------------------------------------Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo
CO-Producer----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Napalm Krigbaum
Directer-------------------------------------------------------------------Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo
CO-Directer------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Napalm Krigbaum
Editor--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Napalm Krigbaum
Duh!
"Daria: The 7th Season"
Episode Two
"Family Values"
The opening theme
"It Wasn't Me"
Sung by. Shaggy
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
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Scene One
Lane's Living Room
(Katie is watching t.v. and Wind walks in)
Wind: (whining) Why did Sally leave me? (starts crying and sit down next to Katie)
Katie: Stop it. I'm watching t.v.
Wind: (still whining) What time is it?
Katie: 5.
Wind:(freaked) Oprah's on!
Katie: (annoyed) Touch the remote and die.
Wind: (freaked, whining) But, it's Oprah!
Katie: And this is Dragonball Z and Trunks is on.
Wind: What?
Katie: It's the coolest show on the planet and Trunks is the cutest guy.
Wind: Who is that green dude?
Katie: Piccolo. He is pretty cool.
Wind: Why does that guy has three eyes?
Katie: Shut up and just watch.
Wind: Okay.
(Quinn walks in)
Quinn: What are you watching?
Katie and Wind: Quiet!
Quinn: Oh! It's 5. I know what you are watching.
Katie and Wind: Shh!
Quinn: All right. I leaving. I don't want my head blow off.
(Quinn leaves. The camera follow her into the kitchen, where Amanda, Quinn's mother-in-law,
mother in law is at the table.)
Amanda: Hello, Quinn dear, can you please get the pudding out of the cabinet?
Quinn: Okay.
(Quinn goes to the cabinet and takes out a package of pudding and give it to Amanda)
Amanda: Thank you.
(Vincent, Quinn's father-in-law, walks in)
Vincent: Hello. Who are you, again?
Amanda: This is our son's wife.
Vincent: One of Wind's wives
Quinn: I'm Trent's wife.
Vincent: Trent's married. When did that happen?
Quinn: 5 years ago.
Vincent: I was out of the country for awhile.
Quinn: You were at the wedding.
Vincent: I was. I don't remember it.
Amanda: Remember. She was pregnant with Katie.
Vincent: Now I remember. Where is Trent, anyway?
Quinn: In New York.
Vincent: Why is he there?
Quinn: He won a job as a VJ.
Vincent: At least, he is not in that band.
Amanda: He still is in it.
(Penny walks in)
Penny: Where do you find straws in this town?
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Scene Two
An abandoned warehouse
(Upchuck is sitting on a crate and Tom is standing and looking at his watch.)
Tom: Upchuck get off the shipment.
Upchuck: Why do people want this stuff? It doesn't make them horny.
Tom: I bet you tried.
Upchuck: I was out of my usually stuff.
Tom: (growing impatient) Where is the new client?
A woman: (your only hear the voice) Over here.
(The camera turn around and zoom into a dark figure. A woman, that look like Lucy Liu, is
lending on the door post and then, she walks to where Tom and Upchuck is)
Upchuck: Feisty!
Tom: Hi, I'm Tom Sloane. You?
Woman: Call me Angela Li.
Upchuck: Like the school principal of Lawndale High.
Li: Yes.
Tom: I though you were in jail.
Li: I was good, so they let me out.
Upchuck: But were you...
Li: Plastic surgery does wonders.
Upchuck: Feisty!
Li: Were is the stuff?
Tom: Right here.
(Pull open the lid, but you do not see inside)
Li: You got the good stuff.
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Scene Three
Lane's Living Room
(Katie and Wind are on the couch)
Wind: Bulma is so hot!
Katie: She is going to marry Vegeta.
Wind: But I want to marry her!
Katie: They have a son name Trunks.
Wind: She is so pretty.
Katie: She is a cartoon character.
Wind: So.
Katie: So. She is not real.
Wind: So.
Katie: (getting mad) So. You can't marry her(pause) Know what, you can marry her in an
alternate universe, but you will need a time machine.
Wind: A time machine.
Katie: (getting annoyed) Yeah! A machine that can travel in time.
Wind: But how. (puts his hand on his chin and pondering)
Katie: Know what? I'm leaving.
(The camera follows Katie to Jane's room. She knocks.)
Katie: Aunt Janey.
Jane: Busy.
Ray: Yeah. We're busy.
Katie: Okay.
(Katie walks to her parents room and knocks)
Katie: Mom.
Quinn: Come in.
(Katie walks in)
Katie: Mom, what are you doing?
Quinn: Organizing my socks by color, wanna help?
Katie: No way.
Quinn: It will be good mother and daughter bonding.
Katie: I'm leaving now.
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Commercial
Daria: Some guy named Napalm Krigbaum decide to make a live action movie of my show
"Daria". It is called "Daria: The Movie" staring Julia Sawalha as me and some other actors that
intelligence, the size of a pea, compined. I got to sue this Napalm Krigbaum guy and the person
who made this show, "Daria: The 7th Season," so bye.
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Scene Four
A Grocery Store
(Penny and Katie is walking down the aisle)
Katie: Why am I here?
Penny: You said you had nothing to do.
Katie: Okay. What are we looking for again?
Penny: Straws that bend at the end.
Katie: (picks up a box) Like this.
Penny: Perfect. Now we need toothpicks.
Katie: I look down this aisle and you look down that one.
Penny: Okay.
(Penny went down an aisle and Katie went down an other. Tom and a Staci is making out in the
aisle the Katie went down.)
Katie: If I had a camera. Wait I do. (take her backpack for her back and look through it. She
takes out a camera.)
Katie: Say cheese, Uncle Tom. (she took a picture)
Tom: You little brat.
Staci: Don't you be mean to this cute little girl.
Katie: Don't be mean to me.
Tom: What is your price?
Katie: 100.
Tom: 5.
Katie: 95
Tom: 20.
Katie: 50.
Tom: 40. No more.
Katie: Okay.
(Tom takes out his wallet and gave Katie 2 20s.)
Katie: I was only asking for a 100 pennies.
Tom: You little...
Katie: I got to go, I have to get some toothpicks. Bye.
(Katie skips to the end of the aisle)
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Scene Five
Doctor Office
(Daria is sitting in a chair and the doctor walks in)
Doctor: Hello, Mrs. Daria Sloane.
Daria: Doctor.
(Doctor sits down it a chair)
Doctor: We got you test results back.
Daria: And?
Doctor: Congratulations you are having a baby.
Daria: What? How can this happen?
Doctor: You've had sex within the past few months??
Daria: Yeah!
Doctor: So, what are you worrying about?
Daria: I don't have time for a baby.
Doctor: You don't have to have it.
Daria: You mean an abortion.
Doctor: Yes.
Daria: I can't do that. I'll just have it.
Doctor: Okay. Think about okay. It sounds like you don't want it.
Daria: I'll think about it.
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Scene 6
Lane's Living Room
(Katie is on the couch and Wind runs in)
Wind: Katie you got to see this.
Katie: What is it? I have important things to do.
Wind: Come see.
(Wind and Katie runs to Wind's room. There is a machine in the middle of the room.)
Katie: What is it?
Wind: A time machine.
Katie: (in disbelieve) A time machine.
Wind: (excite) Yeah!
Katie: You are wasting valuable t.v. time.
Wind: Wanna use it?
Katie: Why not?
Wind: Okay. Let me open it up.
(Wind press some button on the machine and it opened up. Katie and Wind went inside and the
door closes)
Katie: Now what.
Wind: I just put in where I want to go and it takes me there. (Wind press a button) We are here.
Katie: That's it. I'm leaving.
(The door open and there are in the middle of the Cell Games)
Katie: Let's go.
(The door closes)
Katie: You are useful after all. (grins evily)
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Starring (In alphabetical order)
Jane-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jane Lane
Trent------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Trent Lane
Wind------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wind Lane
Daria-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Quinn----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Quinn Morgendorffer
Upchuck----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Charles Ruttherimer III
Tom-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tom Sloane
Katie-------------------------------------------------Some girl we find on the street and she can act, too.
Guest Starring (In alphabetical order)
Amanda----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Amanda Lane
Vincent------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Vincent Lane
Angela Li----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lucy Liu
Ray-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Raymond Munns
Staci------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Staci Rowe
Doctor--------------------------------------------------------------------Some Doctor from General Hopsital
Writer----------------------------------------------------------------------Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo
Producer------------------------------------------------------------------Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo
CO-Producer----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Napalm Krigbaum
Directer-------------------------------------------------------------------Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo
CO-Directer------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Napalm Krigbaum
Editor--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Napalm Krigbaum