AKATSUKI INTERVIEW SERIES: KAKUZU
Pain: Ah, you made it. Now please sit down. Kakuzu: Ok. *sits on chair* So what do you want to ask?
Pain: I need to confirm some things...According to your records, you have molested 56 children, slept with 4 drunken men, killed 54 people, and fashionably raped 889 women in an assault. Yes?
Kakuzu: Yup.
Pain: So, why would do something so disgusting?
Kakuzu: They pay me, duh. Oh yea, aren't you that guy in Icha Icha: Men's Love? I saw your face.
Pain: *blushes* Yea..about that..don't tell anyone!
Kakuzu: I see...so you would'nt mind another partner? *gives his pedo smirk*
Pain: Wait..no no please..you, you sick prevert!
Kakuzu: Come on, we have babies to make. *drags Pain to his van*
Pain: Where did you get it? *shudders as he thinks of mental images* Leave me alone! You sick freak!
Kakuzu: From Orochimaru's Pedo Van Station, duh! Guess what, this one is soundproof. *laughs*
Pain: No no, no what are you- *throws Pain into the van and locks door*
Kakuzu: Now then, let's go to my house..*drives his van to a secluded DARK basement*
Pain: Noooooo!
At the basement...xxx...
Kakuzu: Pain, was it? Let's play a game. *takes out lube from the van and strips Pain, then rubs it on his opening* It's called Fuck Pain's Ass! Muwahahahaha!
Kakuzu: *fucks Pain non stop* Oh well, I'll let Ugly Betty play with you. UGLY!
Ugly: Yes?
Kakuzu: Wanna play with mah new toy?
Ugly: YAY! *hugs Kakuzu*
Kakuzu: Ugh..Let go or I'll kill you...
Ugly: Soree...now get out...I wanna play with him in private.
Kakuzu: As you wish. *gets out of the basement and locks it* Enjoy, Pain...
AND PAIN WAS FUCKED EVERYDAY AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Whew, that was long. Well, till next time.