Author's Note:Pff..Dun own anythin'.Well maybe some of the jello in the fridge...meh.

Chapter One:New Born

How long was I asleep?Auughh...man.I can remember nuthin'.It's been a ,could be approximately a week or ,no,the third war didn't end that fast.

Ahh..screw cares what time it damn coffin been in front of me since sumthin'.Pfff....they will pay for making me stay undeath was suppose to give immortality.

In this situation.I'm better off dead.

*Scruff* *Scruff*

"Wha-who's there?If it's that graverobber again I still have enough muscle on my foot to kick yer nuts back to Arthas!"

*Creeeeeeak*

"Woah,looks like this one is free from the Scourge as well."

"DAMN RIGHT I AM!WHY DID YOU NOT KNOCK!"

"...,uhh...there was no door?"

"Damn I hate them casket making sunzov.."

"Anyway you are officially a member of the Forsaken,allies of the Horde."

"...You mean I still have to do the shit I've been doing when I was still alive!?"

"Most were you before you were dead?"

"...Ummm..errr...I think I was them demon summoning dudes."

"A Warlock?"

"I think so....well I do remember scorching some little people..."

"That should do,yer really a lock."

"How can you tell?"

"I can smell the stench of burned gnome still on yer carcass."

"Well you do smell good yerself man-with-inerds-falling-out."

"Shuddup and get off that coffin.I'm bringing you to the Dark Lady."

"Ohhh...she yer mum?She sounds like a trauma why you call yer this Lady of ermm..Darkness?Bet she has nice ha-"

"She is the leader of the Forsaken."

"..."

"..."

"I'm still going to make love to here like a wild horse on a goat."

"Damn I hate you newbies."

So this is where the story sumthin'.Hell I dun get payed enough to ,the story focuses on sumthin' bout this lock.I think he wants to just burn if he-(THE SCRIPT!!).Right..

So... is going to raise up some tension in the World of sumthin'.Or get teabagged by a Gnome well read on!

In the Ruins of Lorderon.

"So umm...yeah...Lorderon....woo...been a while..."

"You've been here?"

"I do remember a man stabing an old geezer."

"You saw Arthas do it?"

"Do what?"

"IT"

"Ohhh..IT"

"Yes,IT."

"IT"

"Yes that's what I meant.IT."

"Oh yeah,IT."

"You don't remember do you?"

"Uhh...he made extreme muy macho manly love to the old dude?"

"I wish I was truly dead right now."

"You know yer typically you are UN'ed."

"UN',you must be Scholar back then?"

"I do remember stabbing my teacher..."

"I am talking to a brick."

"Luckily I dun shit more of I'm UN-DEAD."

"Ya know what?"

"What?You finally realized how awesome I am and you will give me a piggy-bank-ride to yer leader?"

"One,no,Second,Hell No."

"Third?"

"You didn't say anything bout the third."

"That's cuz you don't know how to you lost a piece of yer brain durig reanimation."

"Screw you,I'm going to get myself find her go in the throne 'll be a passage leading to an elevator that will take you down."

The man walks away the seemingly intelligent Warlock.

"WELL BYE!Umm.."

"Sergei Burnstin!"

"Haha...you got BURN in yer name cuz like..yer gonna be yer I trashed yer in the vegetable gar-"

"FUCK YOU!"

"Haha..also you are gay and want to make love with my rotting flesh?YOU FAIL MAN!"

Sergei is finally far away from his range of sigh.

"..."

"..."

"Finally that guy is gone... thinks I am this undereducated?Hmpf...he hasn't seen my capabilities this HORDE has either."

"Time to pay a visit to this DARK may prove use in briefing me to the..events that have transpired without my acknowledge."

End of Chapter.

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