10 ways to annoy Zues
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Tell him that turning his kids into Pine trees is a form of bad parenting.
Say Hades is a better god then him.
Ask him how it feels to be all powerful and have 16 year old guy win the war that he had been losing.
Call him grumpy then tell him that he should try to lighten up.
Steal his lightning bolt.
While standing next to him say only someone who was really messed up would marry their own sister.
Ask him why he hasn't faded yet seeing as most people don't believe that he exists.
Say that sea travel is way better then air travel.
Ask him what sort of messed up father gives his three year old son to his crazy wife.
If he starts to brag about being his mother's favorite yell MAMA'S BOY! As loudly as you can.
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