Gandalf's Accident

by Cheese92

Gandalf's fall portrayed a little differently... And now, many months later, here it is portrayed even more differently! A modern masterpiece!

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I am the ghost of J.R.R. Tolkien himself.

Disclaimer: That was just a bunch of crap. I'm a random fan and do not own Lord of the Rings, this is merely a fanfiction.

"Oh crap!" exclaimed Gandalf. "I slipped on some mayonnaise and fell into a pit!"

"Where has Gandalf gone to?" asked Sam.

"Look there!" said Frodo. "He's going down an elevator! Hi, Gandalf!"

"I'M FALLING, YOU IDIOT!" screamed Gandalf.

THE END