A/N: Alright, so a reviewer requested that I do the 100 Things short story with other characters of Ouran, so I thought that I'd do 100 Things That Hikaru & Kaoru Do to Piss Kyoya Off. Enjoy. ^^ ~Aly~
1 - You both are part of the Host Club; that's it.
2 - You don't run anything.
3 - That's my job.
4 - Tamaki is more of a figurehead… I have the real power.
5 - When you steal Hunny-sempai's bunny Usa-chan… it's not cute.
6 - He gets really pissed off.
7 - Kaoru, stop leaving your boxers out in the hallway of my house.
8 - My dad's getting suspicious.
9 - Hikaru, shut up.
10 - You're a hypocrite.
11 - Taking Kaoru's phone? Yeah, I know it's you.
12 - You two really need to stop pulling pranks on Tamaki.
13 - He doesn't need to be any more of a simpleton.
14 - Gay bar? Really?
15 - Give back Haruhi's school bag.
16 - Hunny's cake, too.
17 - You're giving me a migraine.
18 - Stop being late to meetings.
19 - What did I say about bringing animals to school, Kaoru?
20 - I don't care if Hikaru dyed Arielle purple; take her home.
21 - Hikaru, stop dying Arielle.
22 - I mean it.
23 - Arielle cannot stay at my house.
24 - You know I'm allergic.
25 - Shut up, Hikaru.
26 - Take my bath candles again, Hikaru, and I'll shove them somewhere you don't want them to be.
27 - Yes, your ass, pervert.
28 - Kaoru, don't help. You're never helpful.
29 - Stop whining; you're helpful in bed.
30 - Stop assuming what I mean by that.
31 - I told you both no about the Chuck E. Cheese theme.
32 - I don't give a flying fuck what Tamaki thinks.
33 - How many times must I tell you Tamaki is our resident simpleton?
34 - Stop telling him I say things like that about him.
35 - Kaoru, never helpful.
36 - Hikaru, I found cameras in my bedroom…
37 - Youtube is not some place that you can display mine & Kaoru's personal life.
38 - Neither is Facebook.
39 - Or Twitter.
40 - Do I really need to say Tumblr?
41 - mybrother'sgaywithkyoyaootori is NOT an appropriate Twitter name, Hikaru.
42 - My dad has Twitter, idiot.
43 - Those life savers are mine: REPEAT: MINE.
44 - If I find banana peels on the floor in the Host Club room again…
45 - Tamaki got a cucussion last time.
46 - Nekozawa-sempai does not sell drugs, Hikaru.
47 - Listen to Kaoru.
48 - Kaoru, I am NOT going to a gay bar.
49 - I'm going to count to 3, and when I get to 3, my notebook better be back in my hand.
50 - Stop taking my notebook.
51 - Respect my personal space; both of you.
52 - Yes, that means in my limo after school, Kaoru.
53 - My limo driver's starting to get suspicious.
54 - Oh by the way, STOP putting cameras in my limo, Hikaru.
55 - Just stop putting cameras anywhere; they're annoying.
56 - What did I say about the cat, Kaoru?
57 - Give me back my laptop.
58 - Making sex noises in my closet at night is not cute, Hikaru.
59 - Stay out of my house.
60 - Tamaki, stop LETTING him in my house.
61 - Wait… what the hell are you doing in my house anyway?
62 - Hikaru, stop disabling my family's security system.
63 - Putting piranas in my personal swimming pool?
64 - Where did the piranas come from?
65 - Hikaru, I thought you weren't supposed to go to Fiji that weekend.
66 - You are Kaoru's brother.
67 - Where are my dress pants?
68 - Stop putting Tamaki's hair gel in my shampoo, Hikaru.
69 - Why is my personal pool purple?
70 - HIKARU.
71 - Control your brother, Kaoru.
72 - Sometimes if feels as if I'm dating both of you.
73 - I don't like that.
74 - Shut up, Hikaru.
75 - You have a voice recorder on you?
76 - Put that on Youtube, and you will have no dick to speak of tomorrow morning.
77 - I'm not the Shadow King for no reason.
78 - Stop underestimating me.
79 - If my glasses come up missing again, I'm filing a police report.
80 - That's my lip balm… not a dildo.
81 - I don't own dildos, Hikaru.
82 - Go away.
83 - You don't live at my house.
84 - Why are you always at my house?
85 - Kaoru, stop hogging the blankets when you spend the night.
86 - Hikaru, seriously stop shoving your brother out of bed.
87 - Why do I have just one shoe?
89 - Kaoru… my shoe is not a fish bowl.
90 - Neither is my vase from Australia.
91 - Definitely not my toliet or bathtub.
92 - Stop putting piranas in my BATHTUB, HIKARU!
93 - Kaoru, stop asking if Arielle can live with me; the answer will always be no.
94 - Don't look at me like that.
95 - Seriously, all you're going to get is an ass-pounding.
96 - Shut the fuck up, Hikaru.
97 - What did I just say?
98 - That thong I found?
99 - Who's thong was that?
100 - KAORU.
A/N: Okay…. hehe…. soooo I really like doing these, but I'm already starting to run out of…. things to put in them. 0.0 Hope you enjoyed anyway! Review please! ~Aly~