Claimer: I own harry potter. Jk its actually jk rowling who is the master mind behind all this
I hope this story makes you feel happy.
I know i suck! : o
Finally she was alone. Hermione had been losing her patience all day in the burrow waiting for this moment. She could finally release her stress. "Hello Oglog" She said. Bending down to get a good look at her lover. She has been pleasuring herself with the floor for the last week now. "Oh it looks like you've got a little dirty!" She said with a seductive tone before licking away at the rotten wood. Hermione sneezed as she inhaled and swallowed the dust and cat droppings. She began to undress whilst rubbing herself against the floor, only to be interrupted by a confused redhead. "What the bloody hell are you doing?!" Ginny approached Hermione who was in a complete state. "Playing with oglog" Was all she could say. Ginny farted and walked out, accepting Hermione's explanation.
Fin
Ya this story sucks. I was just really really really bored.