Crane and Viper go to Los Vegas Its my shortly awaited story following the Kung Fu Internet, So you could guess what its about. Any witch rated T for Language and sexual references and maybe nudity...MAYBE, In that cause it will rise to M.
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"I hate airport security" Crane said waiting in line with Viper for check up. It was right after there whole downloading ordeal, which if it wasn't for Monkey man-whoring him self they still be there in the jade palace.
"Yea its really nerves having that Arab guy standing right next to us" Viper said keeping her voice in a whisper tone.
"Thats such a stereotype you know, you should be more tolerant" Crane said looking disappointed at his friend.
"No I mean he really has a bomb on him" Viper said pointing at the bomb.
"Oh shit your right" Crane said trying not to draw attention.
"Ok I have an idea but its vary dangerous" Viper said with a grin on her face.
After a few minutes of whispering and not much else Crane and Viper nodded at each other in agreement.
"Got it, lets get it started" Crane said preparing himself.
"OH my god he has a bomb!!"Viper said pointing at the Arab Camel (DONT FLAME ME).
"Ill save all of you!" Crane said beating up the camel who's name was in fact Camel. P.S he also grabbed the bomb.
After all was said and done Crane and Viper were given metals witch in the end had to give back to airport security because they were thinking they were weapons. But before that something like this happened.
"Sir I'm going to have to strip search you and your girlfriend" A Security guard said.
"But we don't wear much clothing"Crane said looking at the funny man who was a Rhino witch this info is not really needed.
"Take off your shit!" The Rhino said shaking his pepper spray about ready to get Crane.
"Ok but all I have is this funny hat, and all she have is are Lil flowers on her head" Crane said in a panic.
All of a sudden MR.Kutcher comes out of the back round.
"YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D" The annoying bastard said.
And for some reason instead of crying and shit, Crane and Viper laughed and said they in fact just got Punk'd.
Now they are on the air plane and this is were I'm going to stop writing.
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Guess what the next chap will be about... Review and I'll post it. The next chap will be about there fun on the airplane.