FFXIII Facebook (Lightning's wall)
Status Update:
Lightning Farron: Grr. Going to kill Snow. (Obera Yun Fang likes this)
Serah Farron: *Gasp* Nooo! Don't!
Sazh Katzroy: Wtf did he do this time? (Hope Estheim likes this)
Lightning Farron: The idiot stole my Ipod and deleted almost all of my songs.
Snow Villers: oh. that was you,re ipod/
Hope Estheim: *Oh. That was your Ipod?* It's kinda sad I have to correct him. (Obera Yun Fang,Obera Dia Vannile, Lightning Farron, Sazh Katzroy and Noctis Lucis Caluem like this)
Snow Villers: ya no there shold relly be a dislike button
Lightning Farron: Noctis? WTF are you doing here and when did you get internet access?
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Eh. Thought I'd drop by and say hello...so hello. I got internet access after Shotgun pestered me saying you had a Facebook. He forced me to sign up. I hate my avatar. .
Hope Estheim: *Ya know there should really be a dislike button.* Sigh. I have a feeling I am going to get tired of this. D:
Lightning Farron: Snow, leave until you can spell correctly. Until then I'm unfriending you.
Obera Yun Fang: Is "unfriending" even a word?
Lightning Farron: STFU Fang. -.-
Obera Yun Fang: Awww! Sunshine descoverd Emocons!
Lightning Farron: *discoverd* *emoticon* Do you want to be banned from my wall too?
Obera Dia Vannile: Light! Don't ban Fang!
Status Update:
Serah Farron: Hey guys! There's a game about us! It's called Final Fantasy XIII! I found out cuz I have a million new friend requests. =D
Lightning Farron: Gee, that's just perfect. -Sarcasm
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Hahahahaha. Sucks to be you. ^-^
Snow Villers: MUHAHAHAHA! I have mastered the art of spelling.
Prompto Kingsly: Sup.
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Hey Shotgun.
Lightning Farron: How did you get on my wall? It's friends only.
Prompto Kingsly: That hurt Light. Oh and I hacked your account and made your friend me.(11 people like this)
Prompto Kingsly: *you (5 people like this)
Ignis Fletcher: And then Shotgun made you add me, Scar, Noctis and Stella too.
Stella Fleuret: Yep!
Obera Yun Fang: Who are these people?
Lightning Farron: Childhood friends I can't seem to get rid of.(5 people like this)
Laris Kingsly: Oh 'cmon pastry head! Brighten up!(6 people like this)
Lightning Farron: ..."pastry head"? *facepalm* (7 people like this)
Serah Farron: I think it's because your name is Eclair. (11 people like this)
Lightning Farron: Exactly why I did not put that as my screen name. People make fun of it.
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Hahaha. Clair's cream filled.(11 people like this)
Lightning Farron: *eyebrow twitch*
Stella Fleuret: Oh noes! The dreaded eyebrow twitch of Death!(11 people like this)
Lightning Farron: Noctis...
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Yes?
Lightning Farron: ...Do you want to keep that twig in your pants intact? (5 people like this)
Laris Kingsly: Oh-ho! Pwned!
Noctis Lucis Caluem: How do you know if it's a twig or not? Have you seen it?(6 people like this)
Stella Fleuret: *gets popcorn*
Obera Yun Fang: *eats some of Stella's popcorn and gives some to Vannile*
Lightning Farron: ...
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Victory is mine. (6 people like this)
Lightning Farron: *knees Noctis in the the groin snapping his twig* (5 people like this)
Noctis Lucis Caluem: ...ow. (6 people liek this)
Sazh Katzroy: I feel for you bro.
Hope Estheim: Dude, Facebook spelled like wrong.
Status Update:
Lightning Farron: :D
Noctis Lucis Caluem: ...Should I be scared? (6 people like this)
Obera Yun Fang: THAT WAS NOT FRICKIN' FUNNY!
Lightning Farron: You're right...It was halarious.
Serah Farron: What happened?
Obera Yun Fang: Sunshine went and 1, put conditioner in my shampoo bottle, 2, put DYE in my shampoo bottle and 3, THE DYE WAS FRICKN' RED! (11 people like this)
Lightning Farron: Muhahaha. :D
Noctis Lucis Caluem: lmao
Hope Estheim: Fang's hair is all droopy and red!
Lightning Farron: Consider it payback Fang.
Serah Farron: rofl
Laris Kingsly: lmfao
Stella Fleuret: Anyone wanna go to the beach? There really is nothing going on and Fang the saltwater may wash the dye out and pretty much ruin the condtioner.
Obera Yun Fang: I'm in!
Lightning Farron: Aw. Come on. Why'd you have to do that Stella? I pranked her back for her appearent week-long montage of making my life miserable. I deserve a little satisfaction.
Obera Yun Fang: Mission succses!
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Why? What happened?
Obera Yun Fang: We got Sunshine drunk. Turns out she has very little tolerance to alcohal. A drink and half later and she's tipsy and stumbling around.
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Pic plz?
Obera Yun Fang: Ah. Gross. She just puked. I don't think you want a pic now.
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Eh. True. Next time though, TAKE ME WITH YOU! I would pay to see her drunk.
Lightning Farron: Grr. I hate Fang.
Serah Farron: Cuz she got you drunk and then made you vomit?
Lightning Farron: How do you know?
Serah Farron: I was there. I was the designated driver.
Lightning Farron: ...Why did you not stop them? Or me?
Serah Farron: Because it was extreamly funny.
Lightning Farron: ...She's going to get it. The worst part is she also stole my coffee.
Serah Farron: lol
Obera Yun Fang: - on my cell phone.
Hope Esthiem: why?
Obera Yun Fang: Sunshine put laxitive in my food.
Lightning Farron: Payback's a b*tch ain't it?
Obera Yun Fang: I hate you.
Lightning Farron: Ditto.
Hope Esthiem: lmfao
Hope Esthiem: You did deserve it for getting her drunk though.
Lightning Farron: How many people know about that!
Hope Esthiem: ...Um...
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Fang video-taped it and put it on youtube.
Obera Yun Fang: hwjxnsbxnmjdxhfbvkjnbsxbnjhbv
Noctis Lucis Caluem: ?
Hope Esthiem: I have no idea.
Obera Yun Fang: Hlep! Sunshines tryin to kill me!1!1
Hope Esthiem: ...does she have your phone?
Noctis Lucis Caluem: - switched to phone. I'm gonna go check it out.
Snow Villers: Does anyone knwo why there are screams coming from fang's room and why Noctis is going to chek it out?
Hope Esthiem: Fang put the video of Lightning drunk on youtube.
Snow Villers: What!1 How did I miss that!
Noctis Lucis Caluem: I think Fang may need to go to the hospital.
Snow Villers: Why?
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Lightning has her on the ground punching her face in. I barely escaped unscathed.
Snow Villers: ...Should we stop her?
Hope Esthiem: Just so Fang doesn't die.
(20 mins and hosptial ride later)
Lightning Farron: I made Fang get rid of the video. Then I destroyed the video camera.
Prompto Kingsly: lolololololololol. That vid made my day.
Stella Fleuret: Ahahahahahaha! I never thought I'd ever see you like that again since the first time you had a drink when we were seventeen!
Lightning Farron: ...I hate you all.
Marcus Smith: The vid got 5000 hits.
Lightning Farron: ...
Lightning Farron: Ugh. So bored.
Obera Yun Fang: What, beatn' the crap outta me, rather literally, isn't fun enough? BTW a little heads up I'm gonna put Laxitive in your food too.
Lightning Farron: Not a chance. I'm like a bloodhound when it comes to that stuff ever since some rookies in the Corps decided to prank the superiors I've learned to be able to smell that stuff from across the room.
Obera Yun Fang: You had Laxitve before?
Lightning Farron: Nope. Lt. Armordar was the one pranked.
Obera Yun Fang: lol
Noctis Caluem: .
Lightning Farron: ?
Noctis Caluem: My life sucks.
Lightning Farron: How so?
Noctis Caluem: My day started with waking up with a massive hangover. Then Scar walked in with a blow horn. It also turns out Shotgun stole my clothes and replaced them with clothes 2 sizes too small so I had to walk to the palace kitchen in very tight clothes and then there wasn't any coffee. After I made Prompto give me back my clothes I went to the throne room for the daily hearings. While that was going on there was a friggen assasination attempt. Bstard shot me. He died. The only good thing that happened today is...nothing.
Lightning Farron: ...
Lightning Farron: Wow. Your life does suck.
Noctis Caluem: It would be a real help if something went right today.
Lightning Farron: Like what?
Noctis Caluem: Oh, maybe you could go on a date with me?
Lightning Farron: Prompto...was that just a stupid sob story to manipulate me to go on a date with Noctis?
Noctis Caluem: Dang. How'd you tell?
Lightning Farron: Noctis wouldn't ask me out on Facebook.
Noctis Caluem: It was Serah's idea. She said you needed a man in your life.
Lightning Farron: ...
Lightning Farron: - Mortified.
Hope Esthiem: Why?
Lightning Farron: Noctis walked in on me while I was taking a shower. D:
Sazh Katzroy: Lucky bastard.
Prompto Kingsly: Yeah...Then again i've seen her too. ^.^
Lightning Farron: ...when?
Prompto Kingsly: erm...well...I should have kept my mouth shut.
Lightning Farron: Prompto. When. Did. You. See. Me?
Prompto Kingsly: Ummm...Could I not answer that?
Lightning Farron: NO.
Prompto Kingsly: uh...you were hurt and someone had to wrap the bandages under your shirt so...
Lightning Farron: ...
Noctis Caluem: - Bliss and pain.
Lightnign Farron: STFU!
Hope Esthiem: Why the "and pain"?
Noctis Caluem: Light beat the shit outta me. But it was so worth it.
Lightning Farron: Pervert!
Hope Esthiem: No offense Light, but if I saw you in the shower, I belive I would die from over-exposure to pure awesomeness.
Lightning Farron: That's flattering but I'd still kick your ass.
Snow Villiers: DUDE! HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
Noctis Lucis Caleum: 1. I'm used to it. 2. I'm stronger than her and she knows it. 3. I could kick her ass if I wanted to.
Lightning Farron: Tch. We're evenly matched. I win some and you loose some.(5 people like this)
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Exactly. (5 people like this)
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Wait. What?
Hope Esthiem: ...I don't get it.
Stella Fleuret: lol
Serah Farron: rofl
Obera Yun Fang: lmfao
Obera Dia Vanille: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Sazh Katzroy: What?
Snow Villiers: What's so funny?
Lightning Farron: I pwned Noctis and he doesn't get it.
Noctis Lucis Caleum: What are you talking about?
Hope Esthiem: Ohhhhhh. I get it now! Noct you just got whipped!
Noctis Lucis Caluem: How?
Hope Esthiem: Since I can hear evey girl in the house laughing thier asses off I'll tell you. When Light said,"We're evenly matched. I win some and you lose some." She was saying that she won all of the fights.
Noctis Lucis Caleum: ...That's mean.
Obera Yun Fang: tahts eactyl teh piont!
Prompto Kingsly: Sup?
Hope Esthiem: The girls can't type correctly because they are cackling at Light's epic pwnage on Noctis.
Prompto Kingsly: LOLOLOLOLOL. Noct you got served! On a silver platter with whipped cream!
Lightning Farron: He deserved it.
Ignis Fletcher: Hahahaha. Nice one Light. And I also think you should know I've seen a bit of side-boob on you.
Lightning Farron: ...
Serah Farron: ...
Obera Yun Fang: ...
Obera Dia Vannile: ...
Stella Fleuret: ...
Serah Farron: Get him?
Lightning Farron: Hell ya.
Ignis Fletcher: O.O Last will: Noctis gets my books, Prompto gets my Ipod, Marcus gets my weapons, Snow gets my room, Hope gets my action figure collection, Sazh gets my car and everything else goes to charity. Godspeed and wish me luck. (11 people like this)
Hope Esthiem: How come I only get the action figures? I wanted the car!
Sazh Katzroy: Too bad kiddo.
Marcus Smith: *snicker* I was there when Prompto was wrapping Light's chest. :D (6 people like this)
Lightning Farron: Excuse me?
Marcus Smith: Aw shit.
Serah Farron: So. Grossed. Out.
Prompto Kingsly: Why?
Serah Farron: I got slimed by Fang. XD
Obera Yun Fang: I thought you were lil' miss Sunshine. You look the same from a bird's eye view.
Lightnign Farron: Fang. Are you saying you dumped slug slime all over my sister?
Obera Yun Fang: Well...yeah.
Serah Farron: It won't come out of my hair!
Obera Yun Fang: That is exactly the point.
Lighnting Farron: You do now realize I have to kill you.
Obera Yun Fang: ...Shit.
Serah Farron: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Hope Esthiem: zomg! attack of the smilies!
Snow Villiers: Why so happy Serah?
Serah Farron: I picked out Clair's dress today! She says she hates it but I know she actually likes it.
Lightning Farron: After the wedding I am going to pour gasoline on it and set it on fire.
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Pic plz?
Serah Farron: Link
Noctis Lucis Caluem: *nosebleed*
Hope Esthiem: *faints*
Sazh Katzroy: Dont you DARE burn that dress girl.
Noctis Lucis Caluem: *dies from loss of blood*
Obera Yun Fang: I think that you might lose your hubby Serah. ;D
Lightning Farron: If Snow is smart, which he isn't, he'll keep his mouth shut.
Lightning Farron: And stop over-reacting. I don't look that good in it...
Noctis Lucis Caluem: ...You don't even try do you?
Lightning Farron: What do you mean?
Prompto Kingsly: He means do you not even try to look as good as you do?
Stella Flurete: And don't you dare give us the typical, "I'm not pretty" crap.
Noctis Lucis Caluem: Yeah! You look great all the time. When you cry you look like a damn painting! And when you smile, oh don't even make me get into that. Your dimples are adorable.
Obera Yun Fang: Wait. Sunshine has dimples?
Lightning Farron: no.
Serah Farron: Lair. I have pictures to prove it.
Lightning Farron: ...Damn...
Marcus Smith: *perving out*
Lightning Farron: grrr.
Serah Farron: Anyway, Clair I need you downstairs to help me cook. Tomarrow is Thanksgiving.
Lightning Farron: Serah, I don't think that's a good idea. Don't you remember what happened last time you let me cook?
Serah Farron: oh. Yeah. Stella?
Stella Flurete: sure!
Snow Villiers: wait. what happend when you let Light cook?
Lightning Farron: You really don't want to know.
Serah Farron: She almost killed Lt. Armodar.
Obera Yun Fang: wow. Is that why you let us do the cooking on Pulse?
Lightning Farron: Yep.
Serah Farron: So, everyone who is coming to the dinner party, say I.
Lightning Farron: I.
Noctis Lucis Caluem: I.
Hope Esthiem: I.
Sazh Katzroy: I. And Dajh too.
Snow Villiers: I.
Obera Yun Fang: I. Vanny's coming as well.
Stella Flurete: I.
Marcus Smith: I. Prompto and Ignis say I too.
Serah Farron: Great! Everyone be at our house by 3:00 pm!
Lightning Farron: Serah, the house is a mess and we don't have enough people to get everything clean my 3:00. Much less by tomarrow.
Serah Farron: Erm...Snow could you help with the cleaning?
Snow Villiers: Sure babe!