Disclaimer: Although I do not own Mario or any of his colorful friends, islands, and party spots, I do love him with all my heart. Like Eli Manning! Hoobla! Oneshot
Rating- K
The Mushroomchinno
"Its mine, give it back!" screamed Mario at Luigi's face.
"No way! I paid for it, so I deserve to get it!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"The boys have been fighting over a double chocolate chip Mushroomchinno that in fact MARIO bought from the local Isle Delfino Shinebucks. Because they were fighting for so long, they didn't notice when Jr. came out of nowhere and stole Mama Peach!
"Peach, Guava, Mango! I'll shall avenge you!" screamed Luigi. But then came in Toadsworth.
" I... sugar... have noticed... sugar... that Peach...sugar... is missing! Sugar, sugar, hoobla, sugar!"
Yo dawg, this is all wiggity wacked! Let's go down to the hood and chill!" blurted out a confused Toad.
" Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar!" screamed Toadsworth.
Everyone started running in circles and screaming random phrases in Dutch.
"Hey everyone, what's with all the comotion?" said Peach.
She didn't dissappear, she just went to Shines Club to pick up ham 50 off!
After that, they all partied and ate ham.