Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note(sadly)
This idea popped into my head and I simply had to share it will everyone of . Enjoy! :3
Mello sat on the couch, fiddling with his chocolate bar wrapper and anxiously awaiting his boyfriend's return home. Mello hated how Matt had to work late, but it bought his chocolate and Matt's cigarettes and video games, so he had to suck it up and deal with it. From behind, Mello heard a rather high pitched voice call, "Meeeelloooo."
Mello turned around, imaginary tail wagging.
"Matt?"
His puppy dog eyes instantly turned to daggers as he realized it was only their cat, Slut. Yes, their cat's name was Slut. Matt had brought her home from the streets one night and, as much as he didn't want her, Matt flashed him The Face that even Kira couldn't say 'no' to. Of course, by taking her in, Mello claimed the authority to name her, and thus, her name was furthermore Slut.
Mello whirled around, crossing his arms and cussing under his breath. He grabbed another chocolate bar from the front of his pants and tore off the foil wrapper, angrily biting off a large chunk. Mello obviously didn't take embarrassment well, even when no one was around to witness it.
Yet again, a voice called from behind him, this time rather sing-song.
"Meeeelloooo!"
"Damn it, Slut! I'm not falling for that again!"
Matt stopped in his tracks, staring at Mello in disbelief.
"Did you just call me a slut?"
Mello whipped his head around to see that it actually was Matt who had called his name.
"No! Wait, Matt, I-"
"Great way to be welcomed home," Matt cut him off.
Mello sighed and turned to Slut, who lay curled up beside him on the couch.
"I have a way with always fucking everything up, don't I?"
The cat simply yawned in reply.