Author's Note:
Hey yall! Well, um this is just something really random one of my friends here on Fanfic (ElementistMagicAkua)and I cooked up. I know I should probably be working on Love and Chocolates but I got sidetracked xP and the RPG-ish conversation we had was just walking towards this direction and it was one of those "THIS HAS TO BE A FANFIC" moments.
The OCs in this story probably won't do anything over T rated because it is still going to be a UlquixGrimm fanfic but it's not a guarantee. However the OCs do reflect Ulquiorra and Grimmjow personality and appearance wise which I think you all might be able to catch (but I'll explain a bit more after this chapter) which sorta forshadows the UlquixGrimm bits (I think) I'm still not good at explinations sorry TT_TT.
ANYWAYhere's a clip of the conversation that we ended up having (It started out as talking about my fail to draw rofl)...
Me: People like me... I can copy any picture you give me almost to at least 95% accuracy whether it's painting, photograph etc. But i cant draw origional art to save my life T^T
ElementistMagicAkua:*hugs* s'ok
Me: *sniff*
Okay T.T
ElementistMagicAkua: Cookie? *offers*
Me: YAY! ^.^
*takes cookie*
*nibbles*
(Yes I nibble on cookies... dunno where the habit came from O.o)
Ty! :3
ElementistMagicAkua: *takes annother cookie and nibbles as well* hmm, addicting. *continues nibbling*
Me:lol XD
wanna a chewy cookie? :3 *nomnoms happily*chewy cookies are so awesome! x3
(chibi Ulqui): I wants cookie too T^T
ElementistMagicAkua:(Chibi Grimmy): *holds out the bag he stole from Stark* cookie?
Me:YAY! ^w^
ElementistMagicAkua
ChibiGrimmy: Ya gotta gimmie somethin first though. *blushing, wants to ask for a kiss*
Me:
ChibiUlqui: *semirape/glomp attack of smooches* (of doom!)
Can I have cookie now :3
ElementistMagicAkua:
ChibiGrimm:*smiling, puts one half in his mouth and kisses Ulqi again, sharing the cookie at the same time*
ElementistMagicAkua
*calling from kitchen* Who wants milkshakes? *swiped the bottle from you and poured it into the mix*
ChibiGrimmy: I do!
Me
ChibiUlqui: Ne, ne! Me too! x3
And that's how that happened O.o rofl... Yeah... and there ya have it, this fanfic was born!
All I have to say at this point is: If two people are in denial about loving each other, it's nothing some aphrodisiac-spiked food can't cure hahaha XD
And I STILL DONT OWN BLEACH!
Big thanks for Dior Crystal for just being awesome and betaing this (and my other numerous fails heehee) and still a HUGE chunk of thanks to ElementistMagicAkua for this idea.
Sorry this was so long. Enjoy this story none the less!
~LR
The school bell rang; a sign of another school day at Karakura High School. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary as students in their school uniforms walked into the school building. Until…
"Damn it, you fucking emo kid!" a tall, teal haired teenage boy yelled as he shoved a shorter boy with raven hair, emerald eyes and pale skin.
"Please keep your hands to yourself," the shorter boy with green eyes stated in monotone, "this routine of yours is becoming quite tiresome."
"Um… Ulquiorra…" a petite, pale, waist-length blonde-haired girl with green eyes chimed in, attempting to break the tension.
"So you're getting worried, ne?" another voice whispered behind her. "What do you think we should do, Kiorii?"
Kiorii turned around to face the girl behind her to be met with glistening violet eyes, and straight, long, dark-brown silky hair with a hot pink strand on either side of her. Her skin was fair, but not nearly as pale as Ulquiorra's.
"Emma! You changed your strand colors again!" Kiorii said as she looked at her friend, studying her. "You look like you lost weight too."
"Yup! 97 pounds…" Emma said, striking a pose. "And you worry too much, Kiorii. You're already starting to have bags under your eyes. You haven't been sleeping well lately have you?"
"Now that you mentioned it," Kiorii said as she gently rubbed her eyes with the back of her right hand, "No… Ulqui-nii… well… you know…"
"Well… if we don't break those two up, we'll all be late," Emma said with a sigh, "Let's go stop them before they do something serious to each other."
Emma proceeded to walk behind Ulquiorra before gently putting her hands on his shoulders while Kiorii walked up to Grimmjow and gently guided his hands away from Ulquiorra's shirt collar.
"We better get going," Kiorii coaxed the two quietly, looking at the ground while fiddling with a strand of her straight blonde hair, "Um… we'll be late if we don't hurry…"
"Yeah," Emma agreed, "I don't wanna have to sit my ass in detention again because of you two."
"Tch. Fine," Grimmjow said, obviously pissed off, "Let's go." Kiorii grabbed Grimmjow's right hand and pulled him towards their classroom. Emma did the same and pulled Ulquiorra to their classroom. As they pushed the two guys into their respective classrooms, green eyes met violet as Emma mouthed 'Talk to you after school. My house, okay?' Kiorii only nodded as she turned to go inside her class.
During lunch time, Grimmjow and Kiorii sat on a stone bench under a tree in the front courtyard. Kiorii's hands were in tight fists on her lap, as she stared at the ground, her bento untouched. Grimmjow, obviously still pissed, ate his lunch quietly. But when Grimmjow glanced at her for what seemed like the seventh time in twenty minutes and she still has not budged, Grimmjow became worried.
He put his empty bento down beside him and wrapped his arms around the clearly dejected Kiorii.
"Hey, baby, why the sad face? Don't tell me your cousin's emo vibe is getting to you," he whispered into her ear.
Kiorii shook her head and looked up at him. Her green eyes looked into his sapphire eyes, and she smiled sadly before Grimmjow pulled her closer, her head against his chest. She relaxed her tightly fisted hands as she listened to his steady heartbeats.
"Damn. Your cousin must be raising hell back home if you're this tensed up. That bastard son of a– "
"Grimmy, he's still my cousin," Kiorii said quietly.
"Yeah… I just can't believe you two can even be related," Grimmjow said as he began playing with her hair.
I can't believe you guys used to be best friends, Kiorii thought to herself.
"So… you gonna come over today after school?" Grimmjow asked, changing the subject.
Kiorii shook her head. "I'm going to Emma's today. She invited me to a sleepover and we'll be studying for the final exams…"
"Oh," Grimmjow replied as he lifted her up and placed her on his lap. "Damn. Is it me or did you lose weight?"
"Well… I just haven't been feeling well lately…" Kiorii tried to think of an excuse.
"You better eat your lunch, missy!" Grimmjow joked half-heartedly. Kiorii only shook her head telling him she wasn't hungry.
Kiorii just leaned back and allowed Grimmjow to wrap his tan, muscular arms around her as she closed her eyes. "I'm just a bit sleepy that's all."
At the same time Emma and Ulquiorra were in the music room. Ulquiorra sat in the corner furthest from the door, his headphones in his ears as he munched on some homemade onigiri (courtesy of Kiorii), looking out the large glass window.
Emma sighed when she looked at Ulquiorra while she sat on the piano bench. This isn't going to have a good ending… I can feel it. Emma brushed her hands across the piano keys before she decided to talk to him. She got up and walked over to where Ulquiorra sat looking outside. She sat beside him and looked out the window, finally realizing why. Outside this window, she could see Kiorii and Grimmjow very clearly – just as Grimmjow lifted her onto his lap.
"I cannot believe Kiorii is dating that piece of trash," Ulquiorra said quietly, his gaze never faltering.
Emma sighed. "Kiorii can date anyone she wants. And as her friend, I'm going to defend her rights to do so. I won't let this rivalry between the two of you affect my life or hers. After all, Grimmjow's complaining about us too." Emma lifted her fingers and began playing with Ulquiorra's messy black hair. "And she's doing the same for me."
"…"
"Where did it all go wrong?" Emma said to herself.
"Hm? What do you mean?" Ulquiorra said quietly as he took off his headphones and looked at her.
"You and Grimmjow used to be such good friends when we were young. What happened?" Her violet eyes met his for a moment before she leaned against Ulquiorra's shoulder.
"I…We… just drifted apart. Him with his… things… and me with my music." He wrapped his arms around her waist as they both continued to look outside the window.
We need to think of a plan and soon…
The bell rang ending the lunch period. The two of them quietly got up, gathered their things and walked out of the music room, closing the door behind them. The two couples met up with each other with Grimmjow and Ulquiorra trying their best to avoid each other's gaze. Kiorii and Emma waved to each other as they walked back to their classrooms. As they walked past each other Kiorii whispered into Emma's ears, "Meet me in the music room after school."
As the bell rang for the end of the day, Kiorii hastily packed her belongings into her school bag while everyone else was rushing out the door. She waited until she and Grimmjow were the only ones left before she got up from her desk and headed towards music room with Grimmjow tagging along right behind her.
"I guess I'll see you this weekend," Grimmjow said as they stopped in front of the music room door.
Kiorii replied with a nod before Grimmjow gave her a quick, but warm hug, and left to go home. As soon as Grimmjow was out of sight, Kiorii opened the door to find Emma already there waiting for her, tuning a violin. She closed the door behind her quietly and walked up to her, clearing her throat to make her presence known.
Emma put down the violin and looked at her. "So… got a plan?"
Kiorii shook her head.
"You think we might need to get Szayel to help again?"
"Maybe…" Kiorii sat down in the same corner Ulquiorra sat during lunch that day and looked out the window. "I honestly don't really trust him, but he's good with things like medicine and drugs…"
"Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm not really into people like that either. He's borderline drug-dealer." Emma sighed. "But if he's good at what he does… making intoxications and all that."
"Emma," Kiorii said her name sternly, "You're not thinking of drugging them both, are you? After all, that last person Szayel tested his 'new drug' on died in three days."
"Come on. It's different. That was an accidental overdose of his new sleeping agent. What we need is a strong aphrodisiac."
"But what if there're heart complications?" Kiorii asked, "Aphrodisiacs tend to increase the heartbeat and increase body temperature. What if it goes overboard and – "
"Well, it's just a thought." Emma said, "Let's get back to my place and we can discuss this at home. But I'm definitely going to contact Szayel again."
Kiorii nodded and got up, straightened her school uniform, and took her schoolbag. They left the school side by side.
"I guess I'll see you at your place in two hours. That gives me enough time to change and all that," Kiorii said as they neared their street.
"Yeah. It's fine. Besides, we live across the street."
"Yup!" Kiorii smiled cheerfully, "That'll give me enough time to get dinner ready at home too. Want me to bring anything over?"
"Well, your chocolate chip cookies are awesome. Bring some of them over if you have time to make them."
"I'll try my best." Kiorii waved to her Emma as they walked into their two-story homes.
Before Kiorii could even put her key into the keyhole, the door opened from inside, revealing a very dissatisfied Ulquiorra. His arms crossed in front of his chest as Kiorii walked in. Everything in the house was neatly organized – they were both very annoyed at disorderliness. Nothing was out of place and if it was, both of them could spot it without a second glance.
Ulquiorra closed the door behind her, and Kiorii, paying no mind to his presence walked to the kitchen and began to prepare dinner. She opened the refrigerator and asked, "Ulqui-nii, what do you want to eat for dinner today? I'm going to Ema's house in two hours."
"…Yakisoba." Ulquiorra said after some thought, "Are you going to stay over there for the night?"
Kiorii nodded as she began preparing the ingredients. Yakisoba… it doesn't take that long to make so I guess I might have some time to bake some cookies.
"Oh! Ulqui-nii, I'm going to bake some cookies to take over to Emma's house. Would you like me to make some for you too?"
"...Sure..."
Ulquiorra stood at the entrance of the kitchen, and leaned against the wall. His arms were still crossed in front of his chest, and he watched as Kiorii cooked and baked. The only sounds in their home were the constant chopping and sizzling sounds that emitted from the kitchen as Kiorii made the yakisoba.
The silence between them didn't make matters any better and as Kiorii scooped out the yakisoba and put them on two china plates, Ulquiorra, still leaning against the wall, spoke.
"What do you see in that piece of trash anyway?" He was obviously displeased.
"You have no right to interfere with my love life, Ulquiorra. Besides," she said as she set the plates down on the table, "why does he bother you so much? If you think he's such a worthless piece of trash, why do you care so much?" The icy tone in her voice shocked Ulquiorra, but he said nothing.
Kiorii ignored her cousin's silence as she began to make cookie dough. Ulquiorra set the table, sat down in his seat and began to pick up single noodle strands, eating them one at a time. He pondered the questions Kiorii bombarded him with. Why DO I care so much? Ulquiorra asked himself as he ate and glanced at Kiorii as she mixed a large bowl of cookie dough.
If Szayel succeeds in making an aphrodisiac that works... Kiorii smiled to herself fiendishly.
"Kiorii, you should probably eat. I'll put the cookies in the oven." Ulquiorra's voice cut into her train of thought
"Oh. Okay." She sat down in her seat and began picking at her food. She just wasn't hungry.
Ulquiorra looked at Kiorii with concern.
"Kiorii can date anyone she wants. And as her friend, I'm going to defend her rights to do so. I won't let this rivalry between the two of you affect my life or hers. After all, Grimmjow's complaining about us too..."
He got up from his seat and walked towards Kiorii, putting his hands on her shoulders. "I'm sorry I yelled at you last night."
"Huh? Oh. It's okay…" Kiorii said quietly as she continued to pick at her food.
Ulquiorra sighed. "No, it's not."
"The moment already passed. You can't go back and change what happened." Kiorii stood up and left the kitchen, her food untouched. "There's no use pondering the past." She walked upstairs. "Excuse me while I take a shower and change. Just put the cookie dough on the cookie sheet I already prepared in quarter-fistful chunks after you roll them into balls. Spread the chunks apart so they don't stick to each other and put it in the oven I already preheated for thirty minutes." She went into the bathroom and closed the door behind her.
Did she always speak in monotone?
Meanwhile, Emma, tidied up her room, which was littered with CDs and random accessories. Here's the black and pink butterfly hairclip I lost, she thought, as she picked the said item up and clipped it onto her dark purple bat-spotted pajama sleeve. In case I lose it somewhere again. She straightened her room and rearranged some of her many visual-kei posters. She looked over her room, pleased with her cleaning. The doorbell rang.
"Emma! Open the door!" Kiorii's voice called from outside.
"I'm coming!"
Emma raced downstairs and opened the door. Kiorii stood at her doorstep in her white baby-doll dress and matching short-shorts, her straight, blonde hair in two low pigtails with her bangs swept to the side instead of being clipped. She carried a plate of fresh, steaming cookies and her schoolbag.
"AWESOME! You made some cookies! Come on in. Make yourself comfortable in my room while I go make some tea." Emma dashed to the kitchen.
Kiorii stepped in, took off her shoes and looked around. Everything was arranged in perfect order. Emma knew that Kiorii was sort of a neat-freak, just like Ulquiorra. She walked up the familiar stairs and up to Ema's bedroom.
There was a small table set up with two cushions, each on opposite side of the other. She placed her plate of cookies in the middle of the table and sat on one of the cushions. Kiorii looked at her plate of cookies. I wonder if I saved enough for Ulquiorra… Come to think of it, I haven't even tried one since he was the one that mixed and put the dough in the oven. Kiorii reached for one and began to nibble on it slowly. Mmm. Nothing out of the ordinary. The vanilla from the cookie dough didn't overpower the chocolate chips.
"I'm back!" Emma announced as she appeared in the doorway to her room. She was carrying a tray with two steaming cups of green tea. "The cookies look good."
"Yup!" Kiorii agreed as she continued to nibble on her cookie.
"Heh, nibbling again eh?"
"Sorry, it's a bad habit."
"Nah. I still nibble too. I think it just makes everything last longer and taste better." Emma placed a cup of tea in front of Kiorii, took the other and placed it on her side of the table before she sat down facing Kiorii.
"So… what's the occasion?" Kiorii questioned.
"We need to do something about those two," Emma said in a dead serious tone.
"I agree." Kiorii took a sip of her tea. "But do we really need to contact Szayel again?" Kiorii already knew the answer.
No matter how much of a creep Szayel was, he was always good with mixing up some really powerful drugs...
Kiorii sighed when Emma picked up the phone in her room, dialed Szayel's number and put it on speaker.
"Hello?"
"It's Kiorii and Emma."
"How are you two doing this fine night?" Szayel asked casually.
"Spare us the pleasantries, Szayel," Kiorii snapped coldly.
"Cold as usual, ne, Kiorii?" Szayel asked mockingly.
"We didn't call you for small talk," Emma said, getting very pissed.
"My, my. Impatient today, aren't we?" Szayel chuckled. "What do you two lovely ladies need of me this time?"
Kiorii and Emma looked at each other and nodded before Kiorii answered back.
"Aphrodisiac."
A/N: Yup! First chapter is done! And as you might have noticed (or not) Kiorii has Ulqui's eyes and somewhat his personality and Ema's a reflection of Grimmjow's personality. Which is sorta proof that Ulquiorra and Grimmjow are in denial about each other! AHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
I think Szayel turned out a bit creepier than I thought he would though I will probably reveal all that other stuff later on. Um... I cant think of anything else to say to yall... I hope you enjoyed this fanfic XD
Please Rate and Review! ^.^
~Loves~