To Gysengard
The hobbits are going to Gysengard
To Gysengard. To Gysengard.
The hobbits are going to Gysengard
Minus Sam and Merry
For the night before
They drank too much
And now they're asleep in a tree
Cuz they got to tipsy
Sam and Merry in a tree
Asleep and tipsy
Unable to make the journey
Frodo and Pippin to Gysengard
To Gysengard. To Gysengard.
Frodo and Pippin to Gysengard
To stay with Boroman
Their bestest underground friend
They'll sleep in the palace
In a tiny room
Just hobbit sized
Just hobbit sized
Welcome to Gysengard
Gysengard. Gysengard.
Welcome to Gysengard
Why are you here?
It's Boroman! It's Boroman!
Their bestest underground friend
Who comes to the surface
And stuffs his face
Simply to no end!
Frodo and Pippin in Gysengard
In Gysengard. In Gysengard.
Frodo and Pippin in Gysengard
Staying with Boroman
Their bestest underground friend
A feast tonight! A feast tonight!
With loads of food
Ale and beer or desserts her
Just don't touch the biscuits
The biscuits. The biscuits.
Don't touch the biscuits
Pippin, oh Pippin
That little hobbit
Never wants to listen
"A BISCUIT! A BISCUIT!
A YUMMY LITTLE BISCUIT!
I'LL EAT IT AND LOVE IT!
My sweet little biscuit."
Poor Pippin! Poor Pippin!
Ate the little biscuit
The biscuit. The biscuit.
And fell over twitchin
Twitchin. Twitchin.
Because of a biscuit
Get help! Get help!
The hobbit needs!
The little creature had a biscuit
A biscuit!
It's Frodo! It's Frodo!
Here to save the day
Cuz Pippin, poor Pippin
Simply didn't listen
Frodo and Pippin in Gysengard
In Gysengard. In Gysengard.
Frodo and Pippin in Gysengard
Staying with Boroman
Their bestest underground friend
To sleep they go. To sleep they go.
In their tiny beds
Boroman's little friends
It's mornin. It's mornin
Mornin in Gysengard
No sun to speak of
But pancakes all around
Pancakes all around
Some dirt here, some dirt there
It's all the hobbits see
"What did you expect down here?
With no blue sky to see
Or ocean for me.
It's dark, it smells
And the cooking sucks
But it's mine, all mine
And that's enough for me."
"But Boroman! Boroman!"
Exclaimed Pippin Took.
"How can you be happy
Down here in the muck?
The dark, the cold, the scary worker men.
It's creepy, quite creepy.
Yes creepy quite creepy."
Frodo and Pippin in Gysengard
In Gysengard. In Gysengard.
Frodo and Pippin in Gysengard
Staying with Boroman
Their bestest underground friend
Sam and Merry to Gysengard
To Gysengard. To Gysengard.
Sam and Merry to Gysengard
To find their hobbit friends
Or just a good drinking inn
It's Merry! It's Sam!
It's Merry! It's Sam!
They've come at last
To have a blast
It's Merry! It's Sam!
The hobbits are all in Gysengard
In Gysengard. In Gysengard.
The hobbits are all in Gysengard
To stay with Boroman
Their bestest underground friend
A party! A party!
Boroman's throwing a party
For the hobbits are here
So now we'll all cheer
At… A party! A party!
Boroman's welcome party
Light! Sweet light!
It lights up the city
It makes it kinda pretty
But poor Boroman can't handle it
So we turn off the lights
Cuz Boroman is a wuss
"HEY!"
A hangover! A hangover!
Everyone has a hangover
They partied to hard and drank too much
So now they have a hangover
The hobbits are all in Gysengard
In Gysengard. In Gysengard.
The hobbits are all in Gysengard
To stay with Boroman
Their bestest underground friend
It's mornin! It's mornin!
Yet again it's mornin!
No sun in the sky
Nor a pleasant sky
For… It's mornin!
The friends are going through Gysengard
Through Gysengard. Through Gysengard.
The friends are going through Gysengard
A tour de Gysengard
A tour around the city
The roof! The roof!
Of the underground city
It's falling there! Yes over there!
In that little corner!
Why Pippin your right!
Look how they scream at the light!
This is quite a fright
The roof was fixed
Was fixed very quick
For nobody could take the light
Except for the hobbit
The hobbits. The hobbits
The hobbits loved the light
The hobbits are all in Gysengard
In Gysengard. In Gysengard.
The hobbits are all in Gysengard
To stay with Boroman
Their bestest underground friend
To sleep they go. To sleep they go.
In their tiny beds
Boroman's little friends
The hobbits are leaving Gysengard
Gysengard. Gysengard
The hobbits are leaving Gysengard
To go back home
To safe food
To bright sunny mornins
Away from Boroman
Their bestest underground friend