AN: So this fiction is based on a tumblr post I found on Grangerpotionss instagram but im adding a story line to it. Also I don't know if this is accurate but in this fic all the teachers are the same but with Slughorn teaching potions and a professor called Professor G Novak teaching DADA

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters but the story I made up myself with help of a tumblr post.

Warnings: A little swearing

Professor McGonagall stood in the infirmary staring down at the three students sat on the first three beds. On her right was Professor Albus Dumbledore Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he had a twinkle in his eye that McGonagall would just love to forcibly remove. Now was not the time for humour. On her left, Professor Gabriel Novak seemed to disagree and was smiling broadly trying not to laugh. She wasn't quite sure why he was here, but when he first heard the 3 Gryfindors were in he infirmary he insisted on tagging along.

"Why am I not surprised to see you here, my boy?" Asked Dumbledore looking at one James Potter

"Because, as you well know sir, Madam Pomphrey and my love is just too strong to be contained." This caused Sirius Black who had only just stopped laughing moments ago to snort and close his eyes, shoulders shaking with poorly concealed laughter. McGonagall expecting this response turned to the shabby looking boy sat in between Potter and Black's beds.

"Lupin, prehaps you would enlighten us on why your 3 friends are once again taking up beds in the hospital wing." Lupin sighed.

"Well you see Professor..."

Flashback to One hour ago

"Hey...Hey.. Hey Evans!"

"Not today you douche I have homework to do." Said the red haired girl turning round a corner

"I just wanted to ask you Evans, could you tell me where the nearest passage to the 3rd floor is?"

"James we're fourth years im fairly certain-"

"Please?" A boy with a black mane for hair and a boy in oversized robes shared a look

"Go left at the end of the coridor, go behind the tapastrey of the three monks and then up the stair case."

"Could you show me?"

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Okay Potter"

"So" the boy said after several minutes "You like Potions?"

"Yeah"

"Yeah me to" The black haired boy snorted, resulting in the Potter boy giving him a dirty look

So the red haired girl showed the Potter boy and his 2 friends to the 3rd floor. Just as she turned to walk off again she said "It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to fnd your way to a decent pick up line."

"You're going to the library right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"I better get a library card because i'm checking you out"

"Don't objectify me you ass!" Before the Potter boy knew is a copy of Numerology and Grammatica hit him straight in the face

Back to present time

"And that Professor is how we ended up here." Finished Lupin

McGonagall shot Professor Novak a look as he burst out laughing, Black had stopped even trying to conceal his laughter.

"Poppy." She sighed "What is the damage?"

"Well, Potter had a broken jaw, a simple episky fixed that- soft food for a few days though. Evans has a strained Bicep, easily fixed with a vial of The draught of Niarts. And Black here complains of a busted gut from continuous laughter however no diagnosis spells I've run show anything."

"Thank you Poppy. I hope you realise how lucky you are to live in a world of magic." Began McGonagall "In the muggle world you would all be struggling, except you Black there's nothing wrong with you get out! Oh and 30 points from Gryfindor" Her and Dumbledor left, Sirius, still snickering, following behind. "Hey Evans." Called Professor Novak as Lily and Remus head for the door. "50 Points to Gryfindor for pure brilliance!" He then proceeded out the door, chuckling the whole time.