A/N: Just for the record, while it's not my favorite pairing, I don't HATE Mordetwi. I just got to thinking... what if the actual characters saw the fanart/fanfiction of the pairing? This song obviously refers to the more sexual type of fanart/fanfiction, as the lyrics show. I actually love these characters, I just thought it'd interesting if they saw fanart if them with each other. xD
[Twilight Sparkle]
I remember when you drew us the first time
I said this is it, I've had enough
'Cause like
That image stayed in my head for a month
Then you
Drew our baby's face
What?
[Mordecai]
I was hanging around the park one day
Rigby
Came up and showed me this one drawing
'Twas me
Getting it on hard with a pony
I said
I prefer Rainbow Dash to Twilight anyway
[Twilight Sparkle]
Oooh
I don't date a bird at night
And oooh
This time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you
[Both]
We should never ever ever be cross-paired together
(x2)
[Twilight Sparkle]
You go ship him with his friends
Ship him with my friends
But not with me
'Cause we should never ever ever ever be cross-paired together
Like ever
[Mordecai]
So one day I called up Twilight
Maybe
All of those fanfictions could be right
Maybe
The two of us could try to date tonight
And we
Could share a moment at least less awkward than Fluttershy
[Twilight Sparkle]
Oooh
It was a disaster that night
And oooh
This time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you
[Both]
We should never ever ever be cross-paired together
(x2)
[Mordecai]
You go ship her with her friends
Ship her with my friends
But not with me
[Both]
'Cause we should never ever ever ever be cross-paired together
[Twilight Sparkle]
I used to think that we were for never ever
[Mordecai]
And I used to say no one thinks we're together
[Twilight Sparkle]
So he calls me up and he's like, "Someone thinks I love you"
And I'm like, "This is revolting"
We should never ever be cross-paired together
Like, ever
[Both]
We should never ever ever be cross-paired together
(x2)
[Mordecai]
You go ship me with my friends
Ship me with her friends
But not with her
[Both]
'Cause we should never ever ever ever be cross-paired together
Oooh oooh oooh oooh
[Twilight Sparkle]
You go ship me with my friends
Ship me with his friends
But not with him
[Both]
'Cause we should never ever ever ever be cross-paired together