Dry Bowser was racing around Seaside Hill on his Bone Rattler ATV when he stopped, squinting his eyes as he took a good glance around to see that things weren't exactly what they seemed. Normally the skeletal reptile would expect this given the world he lived in, but today seemed a bit more off than things normally were.
"What the..." Dry Bowser stated as he noticed several crabs were all scuttling towards Waluigi's Taco Stand, with Waluigi fighting off a horde of annoying seagulls over there at the moment. "Can't tell if that's the norm, or if it's just me..."
"What do you think it is, bonehead?" Waluigi snapped as he then pulled out his purple tennis racket and began smashing the gulls with it as he screeched at them.
Dry Bowser didn't have a moment to relay his thoughts as he was suddenly blasted by a bomb chucked by Morshu, who was having a bomb fest with the other stand owners in the Seaside Hill Zone as the skeletal reptile was sent all the way to the Casino Park Zone, with him being reduced to a pile of bones as he groaned in annoyance.
"Why should I be surprised at this point..." Dry Bowser grumbled as he attempted to place himself back together, only for Big The Cat to accidentally stomp on his fragile bones as he yelped in shock and pain.
"Fwoggy! Where are you!?" Big exclaimed as he flailed his arms about, knocking everything in his path down or to the side.
"Hey! Yeah you, you dumb fat cat! Get over here!" Dry Bowser snapped as he was bouncing as a skull, catching the attention of the giant purple cat.
"Duh... do I know you?" Big asked as he tilted his head, perplexed by Dry Bowser's bouncing skull.
Dry Bowser squinted his eyes as he was using his dark magic to place his bony body back together. "Let me see your ID so I can tell where I am."
"Uhh... okay." Big stated as he pulled out a card from his belt, with Dry Bowser grabbing it using his right hand while placing his skull back onto his bony body with his left hand.
"12491760... yeah, you seem like the dumb kind." Dry Bowser remarked as he glanced around to notice all the damage done to the Casino Park, turning to Big as he pointed at the various broken neon signs. "Did you do this?"
"Gee... I think so." Big slowly responded as he shook his head. "I'm just looking for my pollywog pal..."
Dry Bowser sighed as he placed his left hand on his forehead. "Well, since I have nothing better to do, I guess I'll help you in finding your dumb frog friend."
"You'll help get Fwoggy? HORRAY!" Big exclaimed as he hugged Dry Bowser tightly, doing so enough with such a grip that it caused Dry Bowser's skull to pop out of his body again, with Big having his usual wide eyed expression as he didn't realize his own strength.
Back in Seaside Hill, Morshu screamed as he stood on top of his ice cream stand, burning and blasting his opponents with his lamp oil and bombs as he used his rope to keep them tangled together.
"Mmm! You're not gonna like me when you don't have credit!" Morshu exclaimed as he shook his fist at the other owners, a gleam in his eyes.
