Authors Note: The days in these Diaries don't really correspond with each other. For example, Draco's Day 0 corresponds with Voldemort's Day Two. When I finish Harry's, it will probably not correspond either.
The Very Secret Diaries of Draco Malfoy
Day 0 - Just out of mum's womb. The Dark Lord just got his ass beat by a baby. LAME! If he ever gets resurrected I am so not becoming a minion.
Day 1 – Went to shops with dad for school things. Got fitted for a very lovely light pink robe with white trim. A guy with black hair and glass was checking out my ass.
Day 3 – Taunted Weasley on train about clothing, money, family, dick size, etc. Oh yeah, got into Slytherin as predicted. A very productive day.
P.S. The boy with the black hair and glasses is Harry Potter!
Day 4 – Found evil minions. Their names are Cradd and Boyle or something like that. They need serious style help. (I mean, faded black HIGHWATER robes?
Gag me with a spoon!)
Day 5 – Met Professor Quirrel. He is quite a nervous guy. Was it me or was he wearing Eau de Garlique? That was out of style ages ago!
Day 15 – Flying lessons with Gryffindor. Stole Neville's ball and made Harry catch it. He was definitely trying to catch a peek up my robes when he flew past!!! Luckily I keep my pants to tight for that.
Day 16 – Potions lesson today! Mr. I look Up Guys Robes got in trouble haha. Forced Snape to stop making moves on me after class. I don't care if I get all A's, no greasy professor is gonna touch this fine butt.
P.S. Pansy can really ride a broom! J
Day 23 – Turns out it wasn't Pansy. It was Blaise Zabini. I cry. (A/N Usually I think that Blaise is a girl, but for the sake of the plot he is a boy.)
Day 56 – Potter is a seeker for Gryffindor, the brat. I hate him. I wonder how good wood will feel about him being on the team after Harry tries to look up HIS robes.
Day 190 – Got caught reading porn late at night. Luckily I made up some stupid story about a dragon flying around and as it turns out Potter had something to do with it.
Sadly I must serve detention with them AND I lost my magazine.
Day 192 – Went to Forbidden Forest last night for Detention. Hagrid had me pared with Neville until I played a trick on him and got switched to Harry. Just like I suspected he asked Hagrid to switch us so he could try to do something. Luckily Being of Ultimate Terror showed up in the nick of time.