Disclaimer: I own nothing but the twisted story plot and my two characters that will be revealed later. JK Rowling owns all the amazing HP characters and the whole magical world of Hogwarts.
Chapter one: The letter
Draco was sitting in his favorite armchair in the Slytherin common room. He looked up from the letter in his hand and stared into the roaring fire. A confused frown came upon his face as he tried to think of who could possibly have sent him this letter. Recalling how he had received the letter left him even more confused.
This morning at breakfast Draco was having an intense conversation with Blaise about the upcoming Gryffindor vs. Hufflepuff match, when a rather clumsy school owl landed in his eggs. Scowling at the small black owl, the blond untied the letter from its leg and shoed it away. Written messily across the envelope was his name. Half the letters in his name were summered. Obviously the person who had sent this letter to him didn't have the time to let the link dry before attaching it to the damn bird that ruined his fluffy scrambled eggs. Draco opened the letter and scanned the contents. The Slytherin Prince raised a perfectly sculpted blonde eyebrow and rose from his seat. This letter was better read away from prying eyes.
"Where are you going Drakey?" Pansey squeaked as she grabbed Draco's arm before he could walk away from the table. The blonde scolded at Pansey and pulled his arm free from her man hands.
"Nowhere that concerns you dog breath." Draco turned to a pair of laughing girls, "Come with me Sarah and Alex. I need your help." Turning on his heels, he walked off and out of the Great Hall without even looking up to see if the girls were following him.
So here he sat, in the common room alone with his confusing letter in his hand. He looked up from the fire when he heard the sound of girls' laughter coming from the portal hole. Draco watched as the two girls walked up through the common room and sat down on the arms on either side of his chair.
"What do you want Draco? Just because you are my best friend's brother doesn't mean that you can boss me around," scowled the pretty brunette girl sitting on his left. Alex was the first muggle-born to be accepted into Slytherin House, a feat that she was greatly proud of. She was also very American. This girl dressed so funny in Draco's opinion. Alex always wore several earrings in her ears and one even in her eyebrow. Draco tried to instill some fashion sense into her for the last 7 years that he had known her but to no avail. The American still insisted on wearing all those god-awful safety pins and chains on her uniform. And don't get him started on her boots. They looked like she stole them from an American soldier. What had she called them again? Oh, yes. Combat boots. Her hair has come a long way thought. That is one thing that she had allowed Draco to help her with. When she had arrived at Hogwarts, her hair was a terrible mess. The blonde boy wouldn't have been surprised if a bird wasn't living in there. With the right potion, that Draco had convinced his Uncle Sev to brew, her curly bird's nest had turned into a beautiful head of curls. Too bad Granger never heard of the potion.
"Yeah Dray, just because I have the great please of being your twin sister doesn't mean that you are my boss. If anything I would say that I am YOUR boss." The blonde girl on his right smirked. Sarah looked identical to her brother. Her features were a bit more feminine and her white blonde hair was a lot longer, but other than that you would think they were the same person. Unfortunately some of Alex's "punk" style had rubbed off on his sister. She too sported many sparkling earrings on both her ears. Though Sarah's earrings were diamonds charmed to change colors with the outfits she wore, whereas Alex's were just tiny silver balls.
"Thank you two so much for gracing me with your presence. I'm sorry that my problems are a terrible inconvenience to you." He looked back down at his letter and tried to re-read it for the hundredth time since he had received it an hour ago. A pale hand snatched the letter out of his hand.
"Is this all about this letter?" Sarah asked scanning through the letter. "Wow, I guess this is very important."
"What does it say Sar? Let me read it." Alex tried to reach for the letter but Sarah held it above her head. In Alex's attempts to reach the letter, she had slipped off of the arm of the chair and landed in Draco's lap. Sarah was knocked off her arm of the chair and sent flying to the floor with her arms flailing around. All three Slytherins were giggling until they heard a loud yell coming from the entrance of the common room. Draco and Alex both looked up to see Pansey starring at them with a crazed look in her eyes. Alex smiled wickedly and grabbed the back of Draco's head and pulled him forward into a very one-sided heated kiss. The muggle-born pulled away from Draco's face and flipped off Pansey. The pugged-face girl ran out of the common room in tears.
"Merlin Alex, why did you do that? Now I'm going to have to listen to her stupid arse all throughout potions complaining about how my brother chose a "Mudblood" over her." Sarah stood up from the ground and dusted off her bottom.
"Why? Because it was funny DUH! Her face was priceless. Oh man I wish I had a video camera." Alex giggled and mimicked the face that Pansey had made before she ran off.
"Yes Miss. Johnson, making Miss. Parkinson cry is funny. However, under the circumstance of which the cry had come, I will be taking off 50 points from Slytherin." Snape snared as he stormed past the group of teenagers. Alex quickly jumped off of Draco's lap to run after Snape.
"SEV WAIT! I'M SORRY, PLEASE COME BACK!" Sarah grabbed Alex's arms before she could run after Snape.
"Alex let him be for right now. We all know that Uncle Sev needs time to vent or you will end up . Come sit back down and let's help Draco with this letter." Alex's shoulders slumped as she sat down on the floor in front of Draco's armchair.
"Fine, what does the letter say." The brunette sighed as she played with the necklace around her neck. Sarah threw a pillow from the nearest armchair and placed it on the ground before sitting down next to Alex.
"Let me read it. But first, Draco will you do the honors." Her twin brother pulled out his wand and cast a silencing bubble around the little area of the common room that they occupied. Sarah smiled and cleared her throat,
"Dear Draco, I have been watching you from afar for many years now. You are the hottest boy that I have ever seen, even hotter than Fabio." Sarah looked up from the letter. "Who's Fabio?"
"Muggle. He is the poster boy to most of the American romance novels. Almost every woman in the US swoons over him. I think that he is rather ugly, but he is an international symbol for sexiness. So, congrats Draco, you are hotter than Fabio."
"Thank you Alex." Alex nodded at Sarah and continued to play with her necklace. Sarah cleared her throat again,
"Even hotter than Fabio. Your hair is the purest shade of blonde that I have ever seen, your eyes the color of a stormy night sky, your lips are the color of sweet plump cherries, and you smell of sweet peas and smashed toad eyeballs. Ew, Draco you really should scrub a lot after playing with your potions." Draco shrugged and mentioned for his sister to continue. "I have been waiting for a very long time to tell you these things, but despite my House, I lack the courage to come right out and tell you who I am. I hope that one day I will be able to show myself to you. Love Always, John Doe."
"Who the hell is John Doe? This person sent me a letter and claims that he does not have the courage to tell me who is name is but he signed his name at the end. Do you guys know a John Doe?" Draco looked at both his friend and his sister. Sarah shook her head no while Alex was smiling.
"Draco, John Doe is a name that Muggles use when they find a dead body with no ID on them."
"Yuck, he is named after a dead person?" Alex giggled at her friend.
"No, Sar. This person is obviously too scared to tell Draco his name so he used John Doe. That is the name for all men in the Muggle world when they can't find out who they are. So, Draco has a secret admirer."