Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Author's Note: This is a just a cute little drabble that was inspired by the song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by the Bloodhound Gang. I'm considering making a sort of story out of this, but for now it'll just be a one-shot. Anyway, read, review, and enjoy! .
Shigure was leaning against the door frame, watching Hatori clean up after dinner. Ever since the curse had been broken and Akito had passed away, Hatori found that he had too much time on his hands. He had decided to try cooking for several reasons, the biggest reason being Shigure's interesting cooking skills. Although he loved his boyfriend, Hatori was not going to let Shigure feed him. Hatori let out a small chuckle at the memory of the first time Shigure had cooked dinner for him.
When Hatori let out a chuckle, a song from Shigure's favorite band popped into his head. His mind began to formulate a plan. Shigure snuck up behind Hatori and put his mouth near Hatori's head.
"You should marinate that," Shigure whispered seductively while massaging Hatori's crotch, "in my squish mitten." Hatori gasped and dropped the spoon he was cleaning into sink. He knew exactly what Shigure was suggesting, even if the words made no sense. Shigure smirked and silently thanked the Bloodhound Gang for making such a wonderful song. He pressed against Hatori and licked his ear. Then, without warning, he turned around and walked back towards the door.
"Put your you-know-what in my you-know-where," Shigure said, again quoting the Bloodhound Gang song before leaving the kitchen. He walked calmly over to the bedroom, knowing it was only a matter of seconds before Hatori came sprinting in.
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