This is my first fan fic, so be nice. Rated G for pretty much any age.
DISCLAIMER:
The ever-talented writer J.K Rowling created Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort. , the ideas of Harry and Lord Voldemort going to the Psychiatrist were mine and my sisters. (Kung-fu Leprechaun)
Lord Voldemort is at the psychiatrist's office. Sitting down on leather couch. In comes psychiatrist.
Psychiatrist: sits down on chair near leathercouch' 'So "Lord" Voldemort, if that's your true name. You've been coming here for six months! But you have had no positive results.
'Why do you think this is happening?'
Lord Voldemort: calm at first then starts screaming. ' HARRY POTTER"
Psychiatrist: 'Yes you've talked about this boy for some time now' 'who exactly is he?'
Lord Voldemort: 'the ...boy who lived, the CHOSEN one' 'he's my arch nemesis'
Psychiatrist: 'Oh him he's a pa...' 'anyway how do you feel about him?'
Lord Voldemort: 'what where you going to say?'
Psychiatrist: 'Nothing its nothing', ' Now how do you feel about him?'
Lord Voldemort: 'YOU, YOU WHERE GOING TO SAY PAITENT' 'WEREN"T YOU?'
Psychiatrist: very red in the face' No, No, No' I wasn't going to say paitent'.
Lord Voldemort: 'IS HE HERE' 'IS HE HERE RIGHT NOW' now even louder that his voice was echoing through the room.
Psychiatrist: 'No not right now'. 'Your appointments are at completely different times, as not to "agitate" each other'
Lord Voldemort: 'I swear by your head that I will kill HARRY POTTER!
Female Secretary: 'um... Dr. your next patient is waiting.'
Lord Voldemort: Jumps up ' no he's not!' AVADA KADAVRA '
Psychiatrist: gets up from his seat 'Mr. Voldemort' 'I must ask you not to act in that way... secretary's are hard to come by!'
Lord Voldemort: starts to leave room ' I'll act any way I like' 'AVADA KADAVRA' 'goodbye Dr' leaves room