RING! RING! *SMASH*
Sakura: DAMN! That's my fifth alarm clock this month!
Today is Sakura's first day as a Sophomore in Konoha High School. She is a transfer student from Sunagakure High School.
Tsukami (Sakura's mother) heard the smash and ran upstairs with a bat.
Tsukami: Is everything all right in here?
Sakura: Yes mom, don't worry, I'm fine, just another alarm clock.
Kiyo (Sakura's father) slowly crept up behind her mother, not realizing she had a bat.
Kiyo: BOO!
Tsukami, frightened, swung the bat as hard as she could and hit Kiyo in the stomach.
Sakura rolled on the floor with laughter, while Kiyo was on the floor rolling in pain.
Sakura: Okay, best first morning of school EVER!
Tsukami: Oops…
Tsukami carried Kiyo out of the room and Sakura began to get dressed into her new uniform which kind of looked like a hooker's outfit, much to Sakura's dismay.
Sakura: Damn school and their wardrobe choices.
Sakura ate breakfast, and Tsukami drove her to Konoha High, which Sakura was fully prepared for, although she what she didn't see coming was her mother crying the whole drive.
Tsukami: My baby is going to high school! I can't believe this! You will make lots of new friends, I promise!
Sakura: Mom, I'm 15, not 5, I could handle this, I promise!
They finally arrived at the school, and Sakura stepped out of the car, looking at the gigantic building. She gasped at the sight of it, as did her mother. She glimpsed at the sign that said "Konoha High School! Where friendship is always encouraged!"
Sakura: Where friendship is always encouraged my ass.
Tsukami: SAKURA! LANGUAGE!
Sakura: Sorry ma!
Tsukami: That's alright dear, have a fun first day! Make good choices!
Sakura walked away from the car, hoping nobody could hear her babbling mother. She loved Tsukami, but sometimes, her mother is a bit too much. She started walking towards the school when she saw a girl with way too much makeup on, and a face that only a blind mother could love, being followed by many other slutty girls.
?: Alright ladies, we are going to rule the school, and Sasuke will be mine.
?: Sorry Karin, but he's going be mine.
Karin: Oh please Ami, sure, you dated him for about two hours, but I dated him for three hours.
Ami: At least I actually dated him, you poisoned him, and you took his body and…
Karin: That's not the point! I win, and you know it!
Ami: Whatever!
Sakura: Can either of you tools point me to where room 211 is?
Karin stood there in shock, being dissed by a transfer student was something Karin would not take.
Ami: Do I look like a hammer to you?
Sakura looked at the girl, and felt slightly concerned about the girl's intelligence.
Karin: It is right behind you actually, but I'm sure you couldn't see it because of your fat ass blocking your view behind you.
Sakura: Thanks bitch, and by the way, this is a high school, not a clown school, so there is no need for all of that makeup.
Ami: I thought this was a grocery store…
Karin: Just shut up you moron!
Ami: Okay!
Sakura figured Ami is almost completely brainless. She walked into 211, which is her homeroom class, and saw one seat open next to a blonde girl wearing a ponytail who looked all too familiar to Sakura.
WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS BLONDE GIRL! FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!