The Golden Elephant

-Chapter One-

The golden, teasing prize was just sitting there. Looking very stealable. Almost edible, but he knew he was far too unsatiable for anyone to understand his kind of hunger. It just had to be taken though, It had to. If they didn't take it then they'd be breaking there unspoken law of taking everything valuable. And they damn well weren't going to start breaking traditions now.

'The Museum Of Fine Arts' it was called. What a joke. Wouldn't be so fine after Lupin got his fuzzy hands on it. He stood there, his toothpick legs leading to a rather fat, but jolly belly. Yet another disguise. His dark skin plastered his chest. It was open in a v. He looked fairly odd, some people might look at it, but he blended in exceedingly well. His dark sunglasses went perfectly with his white suit. His mustache was crisp.

The thin glass was the only thing between Lupin and that damn elephant. He knew how easy it was to get it. They didn't keep very tight security on this one because this wasn't the real one. A fake. Any real thief knew that. The real one was about thirty feet down, probably being cleaned for tonight's grand opening of the majesty's gift, being given to her by Sir Anthony XI. A relative of sorts. He was really there looking at it to check out every detail of it. Even though it was false replica of it, it was still an exact copy. And he was happy to be getting it also.

The details were engraved nicely, with the upmost professionalism fit for a pharaoh. It would go nicely for Lupin's little collection. His date, Fujiko was next to him, arms connected. "Too easy." She said, smiling a little blandly. She was right, it was. And not only that, but it's a queens!

I suppose it paid no heed to underestimate him though, nor her. "I almost feel guilty." he said lightly laughing. She let his arm go, after winking at him seductively. Making his eyes form into big, pink hearts. She then left, to inspect the area. It was famously big, well known Nationwide, oversea's, anywhere you name it.

She went downstairs, and opened a door that was labeled; Manager.

After 'mysteriously' taking his keys to the center downstairs, she responded by signaling to Lupin, "Have the car ready when I depart."

She went in the room.

She came running out carrying a wrapped elephant.

Running outside, Lupin was there with the car as she asked. He smiled, and she pecked him on the cheek. The alarm was sounding throughout the industrious building, and people were running around looking for some 'cat' lady. Able to move through everything they set out, the security said obviously losing there cool on the whole disastrous situation. They didn't get paid nearly enough for this stuff.

Lupin set the car in gear and sped off.

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The Police's favorite classy inspector Koichi Zenigata squatted in front of the crime scene. "Do we have any leads on who took it?" some random detective said behind him, looking for any apparent clues absent in the area.

"Of course we know who did it!" He yelled, throwing his arms in many different directions. "Arsene Lupin the third. He steals everything and we havent been able to catch him yet! But I thought of another perfect plan for him! He surely won't be able to escape this one!" Zenigata laughed almost evilly. Even though we all know he is the most gentle of all creatures. He couldn't hurt a fly, and that's what made him so gullible to Lupin's traps.

Even though it was the darkest of all secrets known to man kind. Zenigata admired Lupin.

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After returning to a hotel somewhere, Fujiko got in the shower, leaving a very aroused Lupin to sit on the bed. He heard the water turn off, his thoughts then ran very wild, seeing a very naked Fujiko in front of him. Her asking him to take her. And him gladly doing it.

She opened the bathroom door, to walk out in a very small towel. She trailed by him, swaying her sexy curves just to make him show his appreciation a bit, but in reality she was just a tease. Nothing more. She would never sleep with him, no matter how much she kept acting like she would.

Lupins mouth fell open. "Oh come here!" He said drooling. He went to hug her, missed and hugged a lamp. It seemingly took him a while to notice that. She was already dressed when he looked up. He was about to go and fondle her again, when the door opened revealing a smoking Jigen and an irritable Goemon. What was with everyone interrupting his sex time with Fujiko? Damn.

Goemon, slightly blushed at Fujiko but shook it off and went to sit by the window. He folded his legs and his fingers were barely touching eachother. He started to mediate. Nothing new I suppose.

But something weird was happening with Jigen, and he didn't know what. He seemed different, and didn't know why. Was he mad or something?

"I have to run a few errands." Fujiko said at last, breaking any uncomfortable tension. She put her hair down and opened the door, she slammed it on her way out. Whore. Lupin sadly knew what she was really doing.

"There's someone that took something very important of mine, and I want it back." Goemon said, he frowned and went out the door also slamming it in the process. That bastard was probably hooking up with Fujiko. But he would never say anything about it though.

So it was just Lupin and Jigen now.

Lupin was still in his striped, blue boxers laying spread out on the bed. He tried to talk to Jigen but he was just by the open window, smoking of course. He gradually blew the thick smoke to answer some of the questions with a yes or no every once in a while.

Lupin looked strangely good right now. Like something that should be devoured. Wait. WHAT?!!?!?!!?!?!?! Did Jigen just think of homosexual fantasies of Lupin?! Yeah he was losing it. He had to get some fresh air. Yeah that was it. The air.

He slowly got up, getting a confused look from Lupin. Walking over past the bed. he accidentally brushed against Lupins leg, making him shiver. Lupin wasn't really paying attention. He wrapped his arms around himself to stop the goosebumps traveling to every pore in his body. It was like liquid ice, and was descended from Lupin.

Just a touch.

Lupin slowly looked up, and his eyes grew wide with shock.

Jigen let his hat fall over his brown eyes again. That's all he needed. A look of desperation.

Jigen opened the door, and went outside. He needed another smoke.

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Hey people. This is my first story on FF! I have to warn you. This fic is Lupin/Jigen. So sorry if you dont appreciate it. I love Lupin the third. Im going to update soon! Whenever my teacher's stop giving me hell for me getting into fight's at school. hah. I doubt they will. I love yaoi btw.

-Ryuu

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