Disclaimer: I do not own bo-bobo , Frankly I don't know why i am writing a fan fiction of this sort.
This story came to me when I was suffering the woes of the standerdized test, you know the weeks of practice before the test. I would also like to say that I got out of school on June 30th.
Don Patch and the Standerdized test:
Chapter one
Don patch stared awestruck at the question before him, not Knowing quite what to do.
What is your gender?
(a) Female
(b) Male
"What is my gender?" don patch asked himself,
feeling his eyes water. So Don patch raised his trembling hand and Bellowed in the most nasally voice he could muster,
" TEACHER!TEACHER!TEACHER!"
"My- name - is - Ms.- Spanglosioiikigidiekdiekjidk" the teacher spat, surprisingly without difficulty. And she stormed over to the wailing don patch, a vein pulsing on her forehead. Ach she thought will the torment from this vile creature ever end, will whatever he is ever leave my presence! CALM DOWN MARSHA! she spoke to herself harshly you must contain yourself. Soon Ms. Spanglosioiikigidiekdiekjidk had reached Don's desk in the far back of the class room.
" Teacher" he sniveled
"yes" the teacher replied harshly
" I don't know my gender" he said bursting into tears.
"y-you mean you don't know" Ms. Spanglosioiikigidiekdiekjidk said clutching her chest
don patch frowned and said the worst words he could have said,
"no"
The teacher froze contemplating this immense problem,
"what is it's gender?" she mouthed color draining from her wrinkled face,
even with rosy makeup plastered on her face she looked pale.
In all of this dreadfully long year I've never been able to figure out what gender that blasted Don Patch is, I mean his name leads one to think Mr. Patch is male . But when you look at all of it's interesting get ups you are led to think other wise. Ach my mind hurts! the voice in her head screamed in agony, then suddenly something caught her eye, none other than don patch.
His eyes were glimmering with a strange look she had many times this year, and one such event stuck to her mind...
DON PATCH FILMS PRESENTS: LEARNING ABOUT INJUNS!
Ms. Spanglosioiikigidiekdiekjidk was deep into a lecture about the native American lifestyle and how they survived when don patch got that same wretched glitter in his eye. Seeing this once before she had mouthed
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
but it was too late Don Patch had leaped up into the air yelling in a strangely female voice ,( The teacher had never seen a female transformation up to this point, mind you it was the beginning of the year. But on with the Fan Fiction!)
" I'LL SHOW YOU SURVIVING!"
and when don fell back down he/she was wearing a strapless red sparkly gown and a bunch of teddy bears dressed as native Americans were gathered around don patch. and the teacher let out a blood curdle ling scream bringing the appalled class back to their senses.
As this happened don jumped in her/his heels across the desks onto the teacher's desk sweeping everything off. Ms. Spanglosioiikigidiekdiekjidk backed up against the wall trembling, soon the teacher had fallen into the fetal position. Well anyway don patch had started to sing,
" First I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong I grew strong I learned how to carry on and so you're back from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed my stupid lock I should have made you leave your key If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me Go on now go walk out the door just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye you think I'd crumble you think I'd lay down and die Oh no, not I I will survive as long as i know how to love I know I will stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive It took all the strength I had not to fall apart kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart and I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry Now I hold my head up high and you see me somebody new I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you and so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me"
DON PATCH THEATRES SAY " THE END"
Ms. Spanglosioiikigidiekdiekjidk shuddered thinking about the events that followed, The bears swung torches to the beat of the music, children ran screaming from the bears, ach the class was pure horror. Suddenly Ms. Spanglosioiikigidiekdiekjidk snapped into focus and found don patch gone , and gulping she looked to the front of the classroom...
to be continued...
Please read and respond any readers.If you actually read this please respond so that I know that you are out there and not a mythical creature. So that I am not fooling my self by writing this .