Disclaimer: Characters belong to M. Night Shyamalan and original lyrics belong to Richard O'Brien. This will not make much sense if you have no seen "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", but go for it!
PG13 for sexual humor.
TOUCH-A-TOUCH-ME
Mr. Walker: Hormonal issues cause depression, elation, or a very sexual mental state. They are also a powerful and frightening master; and from what my fellow villagers disbelievingly viewed through the... ahem... the Quiet Room window, there seemed no doubt that my poor daughter was most certainly in that certain... Mental... State...
Villagers: Tell us about it, Ivy!
VERSE ONE
Ivy: I was feeling done in
Could not win
We'd only ever kissed before
(Lucius: -You mean she and Noah Percy-
Noah: Uh huh!
Ivy: I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to Noah
Forgetting...
(Smiles sweetly)
But now all we want to know
Is how to go
We're both alone and I want more
(Village Folk: More more more
He'll put up no resistance
I will not think of Lucius
Noah looks awfully sad...
He needs assistance!
CHORUS
Touch- a- touch- a- touch me
I want to play dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fufill me,
Creature of the night
VERSE TWO
Then if anything grows
Under creature clothes
I'll snuggle you up
I'll rub you down
(Robert Percy: Down down down )
And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
Let's to the Quiet Room
Noah, I w a n t a c t i o n!
CHORUS
Touch- a- touch- a- touch-a- touch- me
I want to play dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fufill me,
Creature of the night
Noah: (looks excited) Touch- a- touch- a- touch me?
Lucius: (looks confused) She wants to "play dirty?"
Noah: (bouncing around) Thrill me, chill me, fufill me!
Mr. Walker: (to Alice Hunt, somewhere private) Creature of the night!
Ivy: (kneeling in front of Noah) Uhh! Touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch-a- TOUCH ME! Ooooh, I wanna play diiii-iiirrr-ttttiiie! Thrill me, chill me, fufill me, creature of the night! (stands up, as Noah's trouser button is now fixed)
Noah (stroking Ivy's hair with the claws) Creature of the night!
Lucius (stuck in his sickbed)Creature of the night?
August (in drag) Creature of the night
Mrs. Clack (to her "sister") Creature of the night
Kitty (to some random male) Creature of the night
Vivian Percy (totally oblivious to the entire scene, thinks it's a church- sing- along) Creature oooof the niiiight!
Kevin (looking befuddled with a flashlight) : CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!!!
Ivy (dives upon Noah) Creature of the night, ooooh....