TITLE:: distraction
SUMMARY:: dg needs to get a certain tin man's attention.
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DISCLAIMER:: i own nothing everything belongs to scifi and its other respectful owners - i just like to play in their sandbox! also this fanfic one shot was inspired by a scene from the television series NCIS. you can look at it on youtube just search: NCIS Abby 3x03 "I'm Pregnant Mcgee". it should be first result.
AUTHOR NOTES:: this is just something me and my friend cooked up with the help of out insane plot bunnies. hope you enjoy our madness. you can read the lovely hobbit's stories. her user name is hobbitofravenclaw
CHAPTER ONE -
Wyatt Cain sat at a desk papers strewn about it steely eyes glued to the print across them as he read. It was all official and boring Tin Man paper work, but someone had to do it, no matter how much he detested the offensive papers that were causing a migraine that laid before him. So involved with the papers he didn't hear a certain princess come in and begin talking his ear off.
"I am tired of that woman. What is it with this place and balls? Fancy dresses, annoying feet pinching shoes, Stuck up Pompous Noble people. What part of We don't need to have a coronation ball, does my mother not understand? Can't they gift wrap the crown and send it to my room, I don't want to have to sit pretty or walk around greeting people for hours on hand. Plus dancing? I fail at Dancing..."
The young princess known as DG ranted as she began pacing back and forth in annoyance. When no words came from the Tin Man she turned seeing him still focused on his work.
"Your not listening to a word I'm saying."
DG stated plainly slightly angered as she looked at him, frowning at the fact she was being ignored she began speaking in a serious tone as she walked around behind him to the other side of the desk,
"I'm Pregnant, Cain. Twins."
She spoke, Still Cain was focusing on his paperwork, Deaf to her words.
"I haven't told the Father yet. Its You."
She stopped to the side of him and heard a cough from the doorway. Turning she looked and seen Glitch, and her sister Azkadellia. Azkadellia had been the one who coughed and Glitch looked ready to vomit.
"Excuse me I have to go and vomit."
Glitch stated and DG looked at the two of them and spoke in desperation,
"Cain's ignoring me."
Azkadellia walked forward and approached the Tin Man,
"Easily fixable."
She snatched the fedora from his head and he came out of his reverie. Looking at the older Princess he spoke,
"Hey what was that for?"
Azkadellia looked at Cain and spoke as she dropped the hat on the desk atop the papers. Speaking as she looked at Cain she inspected her nails briefly,
"DG was going to some pretty extremes to get your attention. As far as to make up a story of her being pregnant...DG, Your were joking?"
She trailed off and asked DG with a concerned looked. Awkward silence fell across the room and All three, Azkadellia, Glitch, and Cain all looked at DG who then spoke,
"No, I wasn't serious about having Cain's twins."
Everyone laughed in relief and more silence followed as DG grinned like a Cheshire cat from hell,
"Its triplets."
Just then they heard a exclamation from behind them,
"What?"
DG turned along with Glitch as Azkadellia and Cain looked around the former headcase and younger princess to see Ahamo standing there shock clearly written on his face.