"Why does everything you say sound dirty?"
Tommy/Eva ONESHOTS
"Just blow on it."
It was late at night, they had just finished a mission. Almost everyone had left the office with an expectation of three. Sebastian was in his office talking to his son. They were working on a model train.
Eva and Tommy were filling out paperwork.
The major had seemed tired and Eva could tell that he wanted to get home to Rebecca so she offered to do his paperwork. She also grabbed Hickman's so he could go check on Sheri at the hospital.
Tommy had seen her buried under mountains of paperwork and offered to stay for an hour or two. Or it could have been the puppy eyes she had thrown at him.
He could argue that it was not true but Sebastian had seen the puppy eyes and work and knew that no man on earth could say no to Eva when she gave them her puppy eyes.
Last Sebastian had seen of them, they were arguing about who was going to make the coffee.
He decided not to stick around to see who had won.
It was getting close to midnight and he had decided to head home. He could hear noises in the bathroom and walked closer to see if Tommy or Eva were okay.
He didn't expect to hear both of them together.
He could hear some of what they were saying.
There was some slamming and the sound of something tearing.
"Fanculo!"
"Foc!"
"I didn't think it would be this big!"
"Well what did you expect? You kept touching and bothering it!"
Let me blow on it."
"Not yet."
Sebastian's eyes were wide open and he couldn't believe his ears.
He could sense and see the sexual tension between the two but he never thought they would act upon it.
"Hold still. This is going to hurt."
"I'm a big girl, Tommy! I can handle it."
A loud gasp was heard.
Sebastian all but ran out the door.
He had heard enough and did not want to be anywhere near the two.
*A few hours earlier*
"Major you look tired. Go home to Rebecca, I'll do the paperwork. You too Hickman, check on Sheri."
Major looked liked he was going to argue but Eva held up her hands and placed them on her hips.
"Do you really wish to argue with a woman?"
Hickman chuckled and handed her his files and the Major's.
"I'm taking mine home. I promised a friend I would meet his new girlfriend today." Arabella said as she shoved her files into her bag.
Tommy strolled in to see the exchange.
"Why don't you ever offer to do my paperwork?"
She stuck out his tongue at him.
"You don't have someone in your life."
"I could if you did my work."
"Nice try, stór."
He raised an eyebrow.
"Stór? I see you learning my language. I can teach you a few more things, maybe after hours?"
"Why do you have to make everything so dirty?"
"I told you it's the way you think about me."
She rolled her eyes.
She handed him a stack.
"Since you don't have plans you can finish this for me."
"But..."
She gave him her puppy eyes and Tommy caved.
Major Daniel, Hickman, and Arabela laughed as they headed out.
Sebastian headed to his lair as they argued over coffee.
Finally they agreed to make hot chocolate.
They made the drink in silence, both of then preoccupied by thier thoughts.
Eva added marshmallows to hers and Tommy chuckled.
"You are like a little girl."
"I am a girl."
"It's adorable."
She rolled her eyes and jerked her head to the files.
"Let's get to work."
They got to work throught the files.
They had opted to work on the couch as it was more comfortable. Tommy sat with his feet propped up on the table and she sat crossedlegged.
Her red hair was pulled into a bun and small stands curled around her face.
Tommy laughed as she looked at him weirdly.
"What?"
"I never seen you look so secretaryish."
"That's not a word."
She sighed and streched out her legs onto his lap.
He riased an eyebrow but said nothing.
Eva frowned as she flipped through the paper.
They had been at work for a while. They did thier work in silence that was broken by a question or one of Tommy's comments, which was cause a brief diversion from the files.
The it happened
"Fanculo." she hissed.
She had gotten another papercut.
It didn't seem to bad so she contuine to flip papers.
Fianlly they were done, she picked up the cups and went to make some coffee for the long drive home. Tommy went to put the files on the desk and clean up thier area.
It was really late, close to midnight. She hummed to herself as she waited for the coffee to heat up.
Tommy watched amsued as he saw his partner humming.
"Need help?"
Eva gasped and turned around the hot coffee in her hand and gasped as it spilled all over her hand.
She cried out and Tommy was there runnign her hand under cold water to soothe the pain when he saw the papercut.
He all but dragged her to the washroom.
"Sit."
He pointed to the window ledge in the girl's bathroom.
"Tommy I'm fine. It's juts coffee and a papercut."
Tommy sighed and picked her up. He slammed her onto thw windos still. And tore some of his shirt to wrap her hadn up.
"Tommy!"
"Eva." He growled and gave her a look.
"Theirs a first aid kit in the box."
He nodded and rumgned through the box, ignoring the pads and tampons and hairties and other girly items for the first aid kit at the bottom.
He looked to see her touching her hand, where a burn mark was forming.
He rolled his eyes and stood in between her legs.
He applied some pressure.
"Fanculo!"
She tried to jerk her hand away but ended up only jerking Tommy closer to her.
"Foc!"
He stared at the burn. He felt guilty. He shouldn't have startled her.
"Tá brón orm"
She shook her head, not having any idea what he said.
She stared at her hand, ruefully.
"I didn't think it would be this big!"
The burn mark was bigger than she thought thought it would be and it was still painful. She touched it and Tommy sighed, she was like a little kid.
"Well what did you expect? You kept touching and bothering it!"
He smacked her hand away gently. He took her burned hand in his.
In his other hand was an antibiotic wipe. She winced when she saw it. He grimaced at her face.
"This is for your papercut ."
She drew her hand back but he held firm.
"Let me blow on it."
She was stalling. She sounded like a little girl trying to get out of something.
"Not yet."
He then leaned in and whispered in her ear,
"Now who is the one saying dirty things?"
She blushed and smacked his shoulder.
"Hold still. This is going to hurt."
He kissed her forehead and she crinkled her nose.
"I'm a big girl, Tommy! I can handle it."
He smiled and grimaced when Eva hissed and moan as he wiped her cut. He then held up two boxes "The birds or the smiles?"
She stuck out her tongue at him but pointed to the smiles.
He wrapped a blue smiley face bandage around her finger.
He kissed her finger and she giggled.
He then wrapped her hand and helped her down.
"See that wasn't so hard."
"Quick and easy."
He gave her a wink.
"In and out. I told you before, a McConnel always gets the job done."
She laughed and pulled the hairtie in her hair and shook out her hair. Luckily it was her left hand that had suffered and not her right dominate hand.
"There you go again, talking dirty." She shook her head at him and laughed.
He grabbed her right hand and pulled her aganist him.
"Me? What about you Chailleann. You were the one who offered to blow it."
He laughed as she blushed.
"I was talking about…."
He blew gently into her face and then relaesed her as she blinked.
"I'll drive you home. You can't ride your bike like that."
"It's late. I can't let you do that. You live in the opposide direction."
"Who said I was taking you to your home?"
He winked at her and guided her out the door.
They contuined to argue all the way to Tommy's place.
So I started and finished Crossing Lines and I really loved the show.
The little banter between Eva and Tommy got me inspired to write this. I have several other oneshots in mind and I hope you like them.
Let me know what you think.
Love You Wallflowers
-Queen
stór- darling (Irish)
Tá brón orm- I'm sorry (Irish)
Chailleann- miss (Irish)
Fanculo/Fuc- Fuck (Italian/Irish)