Disclaimer: I don't own bleach

This is just a joke, isn't it?

Just a dream in my mind.

No, not a dream.

This is my nightmare

And I can never wake up.

Soi fon had just transferred to a new school in a new city with her father. The move had been made in hopes of starting a new life. It was all a joke. Soi didn't believe the move would change anything, wouldn't take back all those things she said or erase all the memories Soi had. How could it? When the memories Soi had of her took up the majority of the short girl's life. Those memories of a happy time were lost to the shadows of Soi fon's mind, lost to that painful part in time, when her Mother told her she never loved her.

As Soi fon walked with a certain grace in her steps towards her new school she looked up at the sky blankly. She didn't really want to think about anything, but found clearing her mind was difficult. All the stress of the move and starting fresh at a new school made her nervous though she refused to show it. After the incident Soi fon found that she had withdrawn into herself with no intention of letting anyone in, not even her dad. She kept a calm and cold look to herself to discourage anyone talking to her. Friends? Who needs them, they'll just get in my way. That's what she told herself, cutting herself from the world.

When she arrived at the school she went directly to her homeroom class avoiding the gaze of other students. Her classmates seemed rather disappointed when they met her but Soi fon didn't really care. By the time the first bell rang the other teenagers already discarded Soi as a pointless effort. A few tried to talk with her but she extinguished any conversation.

At lunch the raven-haired girl found herself wandering the school aimlessly not really knowing what else to do with herself. She wasn't hungry and to be honest the loud lunchroom made her uneasy so she had hoped to find somewhere else more peaceful. That's when the 17-year-old girl ran into her. Literally.

"Oh my god! Are you alright!?"

"what? ow…" Soi fon rubbed her bum slightly. That's what I get for not paying attention to where I'm walking, Soi scolded herself.

The short girl's cool gray eyes looked up into a pair of concerned golden yellow ones. They belonged to a tall slender girl with dark skin and… purple hair!?

Soi fon couldn't help but gawk at the senior causing the slightest blush to appear on her face once she had realized what she was doing. She jumped up scrambling to grab her books and papers, face averted to the ground.

"uh, let me-" The beauty began but was interrupted.

"I'm so sorry!" Soi fon bowed swiftly and without another word took off.

"Hey Yoruichi!" A man with sandy blonde hair called as he walked up to his friend. "who was that?" he inquired.

"I don't know…" Yoruichi replied still perplexed by what had taken place. She couldn't help but think the shorter girl was cute the way she scrambled and blushed but didn't really get to say much. Yoruichi had run into the girl knocking the poor kid flat on her ass and she didn't even get a name or anything.

"What!? Oh god!" The man looked up to the sky in terror.

Yoruichi looked at the scruffy man with a frown.

"The hell Urahara?"

Said man looked at his friend.

"YOU don't know a girl's name, we're going to get struck by lightning any minute!"

At this she frowned. It wasn't that she didn't get the girl's name, she didn't get a chance!

Urahara laughed lightly as he continued to tease her, "Biggest play girl on campus couldn't even get a girl's name, oh how the great have fallen"

"Shut up! I got her name" Yoruichi lied, "and I got a date so technically I'm ahead of myself from last year."

Yoruichi mentally kicked herself in the ass for that. She just hated it when people, even her childhood friend, made those sorts of comments. It made the cat-like girl very defensive and she would lie just to have her win.

"oh did ya now? Then what was it" Urahara eyed the darker women suspiciously knowing she was lieing.

"Wouldn't you like to know," was all she said as she turned to continue towards her class knowing she would be late for sure now.

"Well when's your date?"

"Friday"

"oh really? Where are you going?"

"We haven't decided yet," the Shihouin women replied getting irritated by the interrogation.

Urahara simply smiled in defeat, maybe his friend had been able to get a date out of the smaller girl. She is very talented and persuasive after all at capturing the hearts of others. The goddess was also very talented in breaking them. The man just shrugged and put on his favorite-stripped hat, he really didn't care about the drama of it all.

"Wait up Yoruichi!" he called but she wasn't slowing down for anyone.

As embarrassing as it had been, Soi fon was actually somewhat grateful for running into the older women, if she hadn't she never would have realized the time and she would have been late for her second class, chemistry, which she had remotely been looking forward too.

As she walked into the class and took a seat the teacher had begun row call. About half way through, the door had swung open and in walked none other than Yoruichi and Urahara. The teacher, not impressed, mumbled some in coherent words before stating, "I'll be seeing you both after class." Then with a brief pause she added, " not a good start to the new year Miss Shihouin. "

Soi Fon recognized the darker women immediately and as the women scanned the class with her golden peers Soi averted her eyes.

So this is the first chapter and yes I know, its starting off a lot like others with the school popular/not so popular thing going on but I couldn't resist. I hope you like it but if you don't oh well, maybe next time.

Anyways, I look forward to any constructive criticism to help me improve and please review.

I'll even accept flames from those childish people who have nothing better to do. XD