It was a beautiful day. The sun was out, the birds were chirping... one ... rather large bird in particular.
This wasn't just any bird. It was a big bird. A big, MEAN bird. He swooped down, wreaking havoc on the small island.
A girl with short pink hair looked up from the porch of her house.
"Komoriiiiiii!"
She called into the house, jumping up and down. "There's a giant
bird!"
"Calm down, Kitty." A girl with shoulder
length black hair stepped out onto the porch. Her eyes were blood
red, but one of them was covered by her bangs. "Don't panic
until it starts doing something bad, like wreaking havoc on our small
island..." Pause. "Waitaminit... HOLY CRAP! GRAB YOU GUN!"
"I TOLD YOUU!" Kitty said, sticking her tongue out. "Wait. Do we even have guns?"
A
giant splash was heard. Kitty looked over to Ayrll's Lookout. A boy
in green was floating in the water nearby. "Link fell."
"Tch.
He deserves it. Worthless little..." Komori mumbled while
raiding the house for anything closely resembling a weapon. After a
few minutes, she came back out holding... something. "Upon close
inspection of the house, I've discovered that the closest thing we
have to a gun is this pillowcase. I don't know how well that'll work,
though..."
"We can put ROCKS in it!" Kitty said, clapping her hands excitedly. "But were can we get rocks... hmmm..." She pondered for a moment. "OH I know! Come on!" She grabbed Komori by the sleeve of her shirt and began running towards Link,
By then he had washed up on the shore.
"Hi Link!" Kitty said, waving. "We need some rocks for our pillowcase, and, and, and, one time, Komori said there were rocks in you head! So I was wondering if we could borrow them." She took a deep breath, because she hadn't when she was talking.
Komori stared at her friend in disbelief. 'She took that literally? Man, she's dumb...' she thought. "You weren't supposed to tell him that I said that. Oh, and it was just a nice way of saying he's stupid." She picked up a random pig and stuck it in the pillowcase. "This'll work for now."
Kitty hadn't heard Komori.
"Link?" She kicked at the motionless boy. "He's sleeping!" She said. "Aww..."
A
truly evil grin appeared on Komori's face. You could practically see
a pair of fangs in her mouth! Oh, wait. Those are always there... "I
have a much better idea" she said, removing the pig and throwing
it in the ocean. She then proceeded to try to force Link into the
pillowcase. "Help me with this, would you?"
Kitty stood
there for a moment in thought.
"Why are you stuffing Link into a pillowcase, Ko?" She asked, tilting her head slightly.
"Would you just give me a hand, here?" Light bulb. "The rocks are stuck in Link's head, so the only way to get them in the pillowcase is to put LINK in there. See?"
"..." She thought for another moment. "OH! I see..." She said, and proceeded to help Komori stuff Link in the rest of the way.
The
giant bird suddenly let out a very loud squawk. Kitty looked up with
her jaw dropped. "LOOK! KOMORI! IT'S A GIANT BIRD!" She
said, pointing upwards and jumping up and down.
"Yes, I KNOW,
Kitty. That's kind of why we stuffed Link in there. Now, TO THE
MOUNTAIN!" Komori promptly dropped pillowcase-Link into Kitty's
arms. "You can carry him." She said with a smirk
Kitty
didn't catch him. She looked down as the bag started moving. As
Komori kept walking, Kitty looked down in curiosity.
"...
Komori! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THIS BAG!"
Komori sighed in
frustration. She pulled a pen and paper out of one of the many
pockets in her pants. She carefully wrote the words 'A giant bird is
attacking. We're using Link as a projectile. Link is in the
pillowcase.' After finishing, she stuck the note on said pillowcase
with a piece of duct tape from another one of her pockets.
Kitty
looked down and read it.
"...Hey Komori..." She said,
scratching her head. "There's a piece of paper on this
sack!"
"Hey look!" Komori yelled in fake
excitement, pointing at the top of the mountain. "It's something
shiny! Maybe it's the magical fairy that gives candy to people with
moving pillowcases that have pieces of paper stuck on them!"
Kitty
gasped and looked down at the pillowcase. She gasped again and her
eyes lit up. "THAT'S ME!" She said, jumping up in down
in happiness. She grabbed the pillowcase and proceeded to drag it up
the mountain, as fast as she could, tripping over herself numerous
times.
'God, she's gullible' Komori smirked again, following her pink-haired friend up the mountain at a fast walk. 'At least I don't have to carry that stupid boy.' "Hurry up or she'll be gone by the time we get there!"
Kitty's
eyes widened. "You really think she'll leave!" She asked,
pure horror on her face. She ran faster until she got to beginning of
a rickety wooden bridge. She looked around. "I don't see her!"
She said, gasping. "SHE LEFT!" Kitty began to cry.
"Awww,
that's too bad." Komori thought for a moment... "Look at
that giant bird! I bet it took her! We'll have to throw something at
it to get her back!"
"Umm... ummm..." Kitty looked around. She saw a small rock. "No..." She saw a tree. "...No..." She saw Komori. "..." She blinked. "...No..." She looked down at the sack. "OH!" She picked it up and threw it as hard as she could at the bird. The bag was in the air for two seconds before it plopped down right in front of her.
"Hey, that's a good idea! When did you become such a genius? I'll help you with that!" With their efforts combined, the pillowcase managed to hit the giant bird square in the face. "That's the power of teamwork!" Komori yelled in one of those really corny voices while striking a pose. Right after the bird was hit, a canon ball flew by. Kitty looked over a Komori for a second, and then struck the same pose. Then she noticed the bag and a girl dropped from the bird. She pointed and jumped up and down.
"Look! The FAIRY! And my BAG!"
"Quick!
We have to run into the forest if you want the candy! We wouldn't
want the fairy to disappear again, would we? I'll race you for it!"
Komori sprinted on ahead.
"OK!" She said, running ahead
of Komori, across the bridge. She beat her to the mouth of the cave.
"I WIN!" She looked around, and didn't see Komori. Kitty
headed on into the cave and saw Komori there waiting for her.
"OH!
Hi Komori!"
"Slowpoke"
"Huh?" Kitty said, tilting her head.
"I
mean, uh... we need to, uh, find the fairy and the pillowcase now!
That's totally what I said!"
"Oh! Yeah! Come on!"
Kitty started through the forest.
