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Chapter 1
Rosalie's POV:
It's been 3 days, 3 freakin' days since me and Alice got banned. No shopping and no credit cards! How unfair was that? Now I'm here stuck in my room doing absolutely nothing. Counting how many cracks were in my bedroom wall kept me entertained for a couple of seconds but, I got eventually bored. Who would call this fun anyway? It was funny though how I ended up here …
Flashback:
"You missed a bit!" I whispered to Alice .I was trying so hard not to laugh out. Alice and I were bored, so we decided to pull a couple of harmless pranks. First on our TO-DO list was to draw a moustache on Edward's face.
"Shut up Rose; you'll wake him up!" Alice said sharply. Edward was laying flat on his back on the bed.
He tossed once when Alice moved the pen below his nose me and her both held breath and released it when he didn't't open his eyes.
"Shit! Were going to get caught hurry up." I whispered. She quickly scribbled on more time just to make absolutely sure that it would stay on. Thank god Alice was smart enough to bring a permanent marker. This is what Edward got for calling me a blonde dumb. Serves him right.
"Let's go." Alice whispered we grabbed all the pens and quietly tiptoed out the room carefully making sure we didn't't make any noise.
Bang
I turned to the side and saw Alice flat on her face. I quickly put my hand over my mouth to stop from laughing. At the corner of my eye I saw the object which tripped her over it looked like one of Edward's ..shoes.
"Alice you okay?" I managed to choke out. She nodded and got up we all but ran out his room.
When we thought it was safe Alice shrieked "I think I broke my nose!" I chuckled. She gave me a one dirty glare before saying "It's not funny, look!" she pointed to her nose which was all puffy and red.
We were making our way back to my bedroom when we heard a loud scream.
"Edward!" we both said rolling on the floor with laughter.
End of flashback
Afterwards, we got yelled at by Esme and Carlisle. They were on about how they were disappointed and added if the so called pranks didn't't stop she would have to do something we wouldn't't like. As if this wasn't bad enough.
At least Alice and I weren't the only ones in trouble. Jasper and Emmett decided to play a prank on us too. Which if it didn't involve me, it would have been hilarious. The boys knew how much we liked shopping and came up with a perfect plan to get us….
Flashback
My mobile phone rang 3 times before I decided to pick it up. This was the worst time ever I was just about to wash my shiny blonde hair.
"Hello." I said harshly. Who ever it was better have a good reason for calling.
"Hello, is Ms. Hale and Ms. Alice Cullen there?" A man said in a posh accent. He sounded French, but familiar.
"Yes Ms. hale is here what do you want and, who is this?" I demanded.
"I'm from Paris ,France and you and ms Alice Cullen have frequently shopped in our store De La Rouge." he said.
I remember now one of my favourite stores I've been in. Me and Alice couldn't stop talking about it for weeks and how much we loved it. So what do they want with us; we maxed out all our credit cards there? It's been ages since we went France or even shopped there.
"Well, you lucky winners have won the De La Rouge supply of our limited edition winter wear!"
I couldn't believe what I was hearing! I ran to Alice bedroom all the way screaming. I flung the door open to find Alice doing her nails. She looked up with a confused expression on her face.
"You wont guess what!" I said and passed the phone to her. The man spoke very fast. He wasn't surprised by our enthusiasm. Who wouldn't want limited edition winter wear for free. Alice's face was blank for a very long time and I was about to smack her from the shock, until a long high pitched scream escaped her lips. We excitedly began jumping on the bed, still screaming like mad people. Once that was done, we thanked the man about a thousand times and then hung up.
"Oh my god" we both screamed.
End of flash back
Well when we found out that Em and Jazz were the men on the phone lets just say they had there fair share of screaming and not the slightest bit pleasant. Esme and Carlisle had talked to them too and through out the whole conversation they looked as if they were trying hard to keep a straight face, which they did not succeed in.
I looked at the time it read 9:10 pm. I couldn't handle this any longer! For all I knew, aliens could have come and taken over the planet.
I started to move around my room because my legs really were starting to feel stiff, making sure that I didn't make the slightest bit of noise considering Esme directly told me to not move my butt of this bed.
At the corner of my pink wardrobe I saw something shiny and silver it was covered by some material. I made my way there and removed the item only to have found my laptop. Yes!
I knew Esme forgot something when she came up here every so often to make sure everyone was in there room dying of boredom. I flipped open the screen and sat at the edge of my bed. I was being very cautious in case mom and dad caught me I could slip the laptop under my bed without them noticing. It took quite awhile for me to sign in. Eventually when I did I saw Bella and Alice were already on.
Alice- YAY! Ladies night
Me- *rolls eyes* been drinkin again I see.
Alice- *looks suspicious* nooo what kind of question is that.
Bella- Calm ladies plz put away the guns.
Alice- *points gun at rose* asta lavista baby
Me- no way u just touched my hair with your gun*growls*
Alice- *giggles*
Jasper has been added to the conversation
Bella- who the fuck added jasper to the convo?
Alice-wasn't me.
Bella- *stares suspiocisly* sure it wasn't.
Me- I definitely didn't.
Jasper- don't say hi you know I am here.
Bella-Sorry who was that.
Bella and me- *laugh*
Alice- hey jazzzie
Me-*turns to alice and gives evil glare*
Bella- *joins rose with evil glare*
Emmett has been added to the convo
Emmett- helloooooo people
Bella-ROSALIE!
Me- what? He is my bf
Bella- but this is ladies night *grumbles*
Jasper- Bella, eddies coming on soon calm down
Bella- Tell him don't
Edward- Tell him what?
Bella- err nothing
I jumped up in the air in shock when I heard Esme shout "Can all you kids come down here please?!"
The laptop fell on the floor making a loud noise as it crashed into the ground breaking the screen and some of the letters of the keyboard.
"Shit" I hissed while picking up the remaining crap of the laptop.
Did she have to give us a heart attack?
When I finished picking everything off the floor I tossed it on the bed and headed downstairs. Freedom at last. Cant wait to see my beautiful babies which of course are my cars.
I was making my way downstairs when I saw Pixie in the hallway finishing doing her nails and blowing on them.
"Feel my heart." it was raising at million per second. She laughed as she removed her hand from my chest. Glad she finds it amusing I taught I got caught or something.
"That's what moms are for". I gave her a fake laugh and we linked arms as we headed downstairs.
Esme and Carlisle were standing in front of the plasma screen TV and were gesturing us to sit down on the couch. The rest of us quickly followed. Me and Alice glanced at each other but sat in front of Esme and Carlisle who where giving us their dazzling smile. Oh no, they want us to do something. I knew it, when your parents are giving you warm smiles and acting sweet there's always a catch. For me it was a sign saying DANGER.
Edward sat besides me while Jasper and Emmet sat on the separate chairs who were much closer to my parents. Emmet picked up the remote and was about to turn on the TV but stopped when he saw Esme shaking her head and warned "Put the remote down!" I heard silent laughter all around me. My boyfriend could be a real doofus sometimes.
Emmet crossed his arms around his chest and made a frown.
Poor boy was missing the game he was babbling on about all week. Serves him right. Esme and Carlisle straightened up and proceeded with the so-called-meeting.
"Remember the camp me and your mother went to when we were your age?" Carlisle began. I did remember they moaned about how horrible it was and would never go back because they had a crappy time there.
"Your definition of hell I remembered you said." Carlisle chuckled at my come back. So why is he bringing up his childhood jail camp to us, I wonder…
"Carry on." Emmett said irritated and motioning his hand forward. If I was close to him I would have smacked him over the head by now.
Esme spoke this time. "Well me and your Father have an idea considering all you kids have been misbehaving a lot we've decided it would be a great opportunity to learn some discipline." she took In a long deep breath and rushed the words out in a chirpy voice "You're all going to Survival Camp". Okay back away for a second is she being serious?
I glanced a quick good look at them. Oh my god they were. I gasped.
Everyone spoke at once, Edward was throwing his hands in the air while shouting
"This is so unfair!"
Alice was jumping up and down on the couch, for my surprise it wasn't because she was excited " you mentioned something about cold showers and no sleep yeahhhh a great selling point that is!"
Jasper was shaking his head from side to side. "You seriously think I'm going to go to camp lock down?"
While Emmet kept constantly looking at his watch and muttering "Are we done yet?"
I couldn't even hear my own voice. Esme and Carlisle shot looks at us and then at themselves. The noise was cut-off by Carlisle demanding silence. "Quiet, now!"
I looked at everyone who were now silent but still shaking their heads and muttering. They described the place as a hell hole now they want to send us there.
"Okay so camp is a no go, our other alternative is that we take your most favourite processions and not return them in till you have proven to be mature and responsible." Carlisle said in a stern voice.
The whole house was silent. It was quickly interrupted by Esme who said "I'll take your M3,Rose." she moved her eyebrows up.
So it comes down to blackmailing your own kids. I always new parents and cruel were right next to each other in a dictionary.
"Now I think I about it camp is not such a bad idea might, hell it might be fun."
Everyone looked at me like I had something on my face. Alice nudged me in the ribs and whispered
"Way to give in!"
You're not the one being blackmailed!, I wanted to snapback but Carlisle stopped me and said "Alice, me and your mother will go shopping when its necessary either than that no shopping for you". Alice's jaw dropped but shut again when she hissed " I agree with Rose it might be fun" she added quickly.
Esme and Carlisle were pleased with themselves you could see that because they had big grins on their faces. This time I nudged Alice in the ribs and whispered "Way to give in!" She gave me a smirk and looked straight ahead. Two down 3 to go. Lets se how macho the boys are now.
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BYE XX *SMILES*